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Fics I Love
Shakes All Over Like a Jellyfish by ObliqueOptimism
Sterek | 14k | Teen
When faeries threaten the pack, Derek has to ask a stranger named Stiles for help.
Today installment for my Nearly Daily drawing Countdown to The Umbrella Academy Season Two is another fan fiction fan art but today it’s for @obliqueoptimism’s amazing Witch Boy Klaus series (you guys need to read it if you haven’t, it is seriously soooooo amazing!!! 😍) here is Klaus during one of the most iconic scenes: when he removes his own heart!
i rambled a lot at sara yesterday morning on discord when i was drunk and while some of it is really just.. incomprehensible lmfao, most of it is fine i think?? so i think i might edit it to be Decent and then post that bullshit here
river why did they make a pogo when they could have made a grace
They can’t stand powerful lesbian icons
For @obliqueoptimism 💕
3, 12, 13, 24, 25, 27, 30
Ok this was harder than I expected ajkhdjhsa
3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year
Unposted: Klaus would almost worry about turning into Five with the amount of caffeine he’s been drinking recently if not for the fact that for one, he’s not a grumpy elderly time-travelling assassin stuck in a thirteen-years-old body and he doesn’t think he’d be able to successfully pull off the whole vibe necessary for that, and b, coffee fucking sucks and every cup he drinks is torture on his tongue, and no amount of sugar and milk he pours into it helps it be any less unbearable. He has no idea how his littlest older brother can like the stuff, honestly.
Posted, it’s between: Nothing happened, Klaus tells himself as he soaks in, reaching for his morning joint with hands that can't seem to stop shaking. Silently begging it to work, to help. Silently begging himself to believe. Nothing happened.(Nobody Forgets Their First Time)&The entire scene in chapter five of Nicest Angel You Have where they talk about families and Trixie learns neither Maze or Lucifer are used to kindness and decides to teach them, as well as affirming to the two that they have her now.
12. favorite character to write about this year
Klaus from The Umbrella Academy. Also, I love writing Lucifer and Deadpool but technically I didn’t start writing them this year so Klaus all the way.
13. favorite writing song/artist/album of this year
I think legally I can only say Hozier but that’s because that’s pretty much what I listen to lmao my spotify playlist is 80% hozier
24. favorite fic you read this year
Hhhhhhhh this is so hard to say. Too hard. I refuse.
25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read
hujwernoo‘s Comes And Goes (In Waves) series which... there aren’t words to describe how good it is and you know it lmao any fic that makes me know what day of the week it is and keep track of the updates is just. Another level.
27. favorite fanfic author of the year
Top 5, in no particular order: @obliqueoptimism @veteranklaus @siriuspiggyback @mildeamasoj and I don’t know their username on tumblr, but intheflowers if you’re out there I just want to talk,,,,,,
30. favorite fandom to read fic from this year
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY though good omens has some really good stuff
Ask Me End Of The Year Fanfic Questions
in my time of dying by obliqueoptimism
pairing: stiles/derek
wordcount: 839
summary: Mornings are difficult to navigate.