taking liberties of sending you two, and because I miss them, oblivious au and "What's the worst that can happen? You're sharing a room for one night." ~ b 😘
Spoiling me with asks and ideas today ❤️
Jon nearly choked on his water as Lando appeared out of no where, startling him.
"How did you get in my room?", Jon coughed, hand on his throat for a moments as he looked around, "I didn't let you in"
"I got the key from the front desk", Lando shrugged before flopping down on Jon's bed, "But I need you to kill me"
"Lando, my job is to keep you alive because you lack the basic survival skills", Jon laughed, wiping at his mouth with a tissue where some water had leaked out, "Why do I need to kill you?"
Lando flushed bright red at his question. Jon could see the wheels spinning in his head as he thought about whether or not to tell him what was on his mind. He was chewing at his lower lip, fingers fidgetting against the bed before he sighed.
"They made a mistake, and only booked one room for me and Daniel", Lando admitted, groaning when Jon gave him a delighted look.
"What's the worst that could happen? You're sharing one room for the night, it might be your chance to you know, tell him you like him", Jon encouraged, thinking of a million ways for Lando and Daniel to finally get their shit together.
"I can't Jon! He absolutely just sees me as a friend, and now we have to share a bed, and I'm going to fuck it up", Lando panicked, his voice going all high and rushed, "Oh god what if I cuddle him?"
Jon wanted to bang his head off the nearest wall at that one. Only yesterday on the flight to this dumb event had Lando and Daniel fallen asleep sprawled over each other afer putting down the arm rests. There wasn't a racing weekend that went by without them cuddling somewhere.
"You will be fine", Jon reassured.
He was pretty sure at this stage Lando could kiss Daniel and the two of them still wouldn't figure out they were in love.
"Just...keep a pillow in the middle", Jon suggested when Lando's first reponse was to give him another sad noise.
"That's....that's genuis Jon!", Lando smiled, brightening up a bit as he sat up to check his phone, cheeks blushing again, "Danny wants to go for lunch, I'll catch you later Jon!"
And with that he was gone, leaving Jon just as dazed by his exit as his enterance.
After a moment, the bathroom door opened and Michael peaked out as Jon gave him a thumbs up.
"Did he even notice I was here before I closed the door?"
"No, he's clueless, just like Daniel"