DTASS #12
Gabriel teasing Dean and Cas when they cuddle or touch or look at each other too long
So basically all the time
They try to be sneaky about it but somehow Gabriel always sees them being adorable
At first, Sam thought all the teasing was funny
But now it’s starting to make both Dean and Cas edgy and irritable like you can tell they haven’t gotten any in forever for fear that Gabriel would pop up and make size jokes
So Sam starts shutting him down before he gets a good jab in
Like he’ll ask Gabriel a ‘quick question’ which usually turns into two hours of Sam adding to their monster notes, so it’s not a complete waste
Or stealing a kiss as Gabriel’s winding up and completely taking the wind out of his sails
But Sam went to go get groceries by himself one freakin’ time and came home to two blushing men and a teasing archangel, who is calling them out on their no-chick-flick-moments, emotionally-constipated relationship for the millionth time
Setting his jaw, Sam sets the groceries on the counter with a sharp noise before nonchalantly creeping up behind Gabriel and firmly massaging the spot just between his shoulder blades where his wings would meet his body if they were corporeal
Gabriel shuts up real quick
Cas looks away, blushing, as Dean gapes and demands to know what the hell he’s doing
Sam looks smug and answers:
“Think of it as an Angel on/off switch.”
