YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL SERVANTS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN AND YOU LOOK AT THE OTHER TEAMS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER SERVANT, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I'M A TACTICAL FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! THEN YOU ADD MYSTERIOUS HEROINE X TO THE MIX, AND YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE THREE WAY AT DEAD HEAT, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE MYSTERIOUS HEROINE X KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!
SO OTHER TEAMS, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT DEAD HEAT. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS. I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT DEAD HEAT. SEE, OTHER TEAMS, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT DEAD HEAT.
