May 23, 2017
WARNING: Squirrels
#Daily Telegraph#I spy#Books#They do books?#Ironically I've never seen them#Still available#Car journey#Five years#Enjoyable#Challenging#Ticked off quickly#Several trips#Weekends away#Tracking them down#Obscure items#Very last one#Warning sign#It was a triangle#Squirrels#Isle of Wight#How hard are the squirrels on the Isle of Wight?#They need their own special warning sign?#Are they just tough?#Or smart and organised?#Are there any nuts to be had anywhere on the Isle of Wight?#Normal service will be resumed tomorrow#With the ranting and the raving and the oh for fucks sake-o-meter and all that#But these letters today?#This is us#And nothing can change that