#obviously he does

[fear-is-nameless]

I didn't expect to see the cardboard cutout ever again.

[lostbookwyrm]

Richie does 'parody' Tiktoks during and after lockdown. But they're less parodies and more just him doing video trends while doing a voice and saying that they're parodies.

Like he does a 'day in the life of a stand up comedian' where he puts on an asmr girlie voice (ppl in the comments assume its his girlfriend/ai and he has to make a video to prove it isn't) but he literally just does a normal ditl video. Like he makes jokes and uses the modern slang but its literally just his day.

Or he does a 'get ready with me for a movie premiere' before going to Bill's new movie and does an upbeat influencer voice for it but then proceeds to get dressed in the most abhorrent suit known to man and acknowledges that most people would hate it. He got it from a Goodwill and says so, no pretending its prada or anythn.

And, of course, the people eat it up bc this fourty year old man somehow sounds like Dixie Demelio and also does not know what a parody is whatsoever.

[chapel-of-rizztual]

Copia finding out that Cumulus can lactate send tweet

I think it’s a well know secret among the ghouls and eventually word gets back to copia. He doesn’t believe it at first, as far he’s aware she’s never had any kits so how is that even possible? But he asked Aether about it, he would never lie or try to prank him about something like this, and he couldn’t look Copia in the eyes or give him a straight answer. He blushed and stuttered his way through a few sentences that didn’t really make sense before turning and rushing out of the room. That confirmed it for him. The next time she’s working in the office with him he can’t stop staring at her. At her chest specifically. He’s not sure if he’s grateful or not to be sat opposite from each other. Even though the uniform she wears is a high neck shirt, he can see how tight it is across her chest, can see how her breast are pressed tightly against the fabric, so tightly that he can see her nipples poking through the fabric. It’s so tight that it gapes where the buttons are where it’s almost too tight for her to fasten. She notices him staring, how could she not he’s not subtle about it at all. The next time he looks up from his work she catches his eye, raising a questioning eyebrow at him. He quickly looks away, a deep blush spreading over his cheeks. He knows. And she knows he know. She can’t stop the smirk spreading over her face. The next time he looks up she motions for him to come over to her, pats her lap for him to sit. He does blushing and stuttering the entire time. He asks her if what he’s heard is true, and she just smiles sweetly at him, brushing his hair from his eyes and asks him if he wants to find out.

[murphmurphthejerk]

Currently in the middle of Fishman Island and I'm even more confused as to how anyone thinks there is a more viable shipping option for Robin than Franky. Like if all of their interactions can't convince you just look at how Franky treats Nami who is the only other female strawhat. My observations will be below the read more so as to avoid a long ass post:

*I feel the need to specify that I am anime only and watch the Dub (it's really good & I won't entertain Dub haters lol) so I'm not entirely sure how much of this is filler

- He doesn't talk to her with nearly the same level of fondness so you can't say he is just like that with women as opposed to someone like Sanji who is affectionate with both.

- At least twice now when both Nami & Robin are together he primarily focuses on Robin to the point where Nami has gotten annoyed at how blasé he is with her. Franky always calls Robin by her name, but a lot of times Nami is called some variation of chick or pal.

-During the reunion at Sabody Franky just waves at Nami from afar and says hi, but with Robin they have a whole moment where he emphatically rejoices and there is even some flirting sprinkled in.

- When they wash up on Fishman Island Franky not only comes out carrying an unconscious Robin, but doesn't even ask if Nami is ok. I know Robin has DF powers, but Nami being one of the weakest means she usually gets priority when it comes to needing a quick save. Even Zoro who is always annoyed with her will freak out when she is in immediate danger, but Franky is just like oh cool you didn't die?? Nami again seems irritated with him because she is use to her friends always coming to her aid.

- Lastly Franky has never shown attraction to Nami, but has to Robin. This may not seem like anything,but every male strawhat who has shown attraction to one has shown to the other when it comes to the girls so it stood out to me. I know Franky is a lot older than Nami, but considering Brook has no issue being pervy with her I don't think that's the reason. Nami is also usually the preferred female strawhat to receive attention for her looks, but with Franky it has only ever been Robin.

I guess what I'm trying to say at the end of the day is that not only do I believe in the Frobin agenda, but that it's cause deserves way more followers. Remove your desire to see Robin with a traditionally attractive man and see the appeal of the weird robot hunk of a man who told her the government had no right to deny her existence. Also for the love of God please please stop shipping her with Zoro.

[anxiously-going]

Does anybody else imagine the ridiculous comments that could potentially end up on fic while they're still writing it? That can't be just me right?

[autumnnotfall]

Such deep, aching longing

“Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you, and find nourishment at the very sight of you? Yes. But do you ache for him?”

Buckle up for an over caffeinated, running on three hours of sleep, long theory post:

Its my theory that in that moment with Bedelia he realized how much he actually does ache for Hannibal, how much he always has and always will, and this is when he started forming his plan to run away with Hannibal. That scene with him telling Jack that Hannibal would be the best bait was so forced and like made me anxious the way Will was trying so hard to appear casual like something else was going on in his mind not just some weird scheme that wasn’t very probable to catch another killer his intent was to get Hannibal out and be reunited with him. Him saying “I’ll say pretty please” putting on a show for Jack and Alana acting like yeah I’ll do whatever it takes to apprehend the red dragon and then kill Hannibal or whatever you guys want me to do but in reality he’ll do just about anything and say just about anything to get Hannibal out and fake an escape. Just look at how tense he was in the van like shaking his leg and staring at Hannibal off and on, the signs are all there. He’s so nervous because he’s finally decided to change his life entirely and give in to his nature and be free essentially. And I still believe that Hannibal was privy to all of this, he was never uncomfortable even while incarcerated once he caught on to what Will was planning, looked chill as could be in the van even while Will was like freaking out, even told Will “you worry too much you'd be so much more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself” as they were leaving the van like Hannibal knew Will was finally, finally accepting himself and accepting his ache and feelings for him. And that’s all Hannibal has ever wanted. And it’s beautiful.

[whenemmafallsinlove]

joe:

me: dID YOU KNOW TAYLOR SWIFT GREW UP ON A CHRISTMAS TREE FARM IN PENNSYLVANIA??

[thesundanceghost]

I’m watching this too close to making that black sails post but like Jesus the part about Hamlin taking issue with Jimmy using his own name to brand himself... and then chuck asks wouldn’t you rather forge your own identity and it’s like holy shit to have to forge an identity that isn’t your own name