#oc declan

[forsty]

New OC Declan for my friend's dnd server 👉👈 He's a shifter barbarian

[ombrathefurry]

some work on species in thadrofinica

[goblinschild]

Peepee Silver!!

[whumble-beeee]

6. Where's the riskiest place you've done it?

33. Accidentally sent nudes to the wrong person?

8. Have you ever been caught in the act?

For Declan!

This ask game

(CW: NSFW)

Where's the riskiest place you've done it?

Declan looks up thoughtfully.

"Right, this might make me seem like a huge redneck, but once me and a partner were at the gun range. And y'know how they have those separators between people shooting?

"The partner seemed to think that was a sufficient amount of privacy to get into my pants. Just leaned up against me and put their hand right down in there. And to be fair, it was a pretty good time.

"But if you mean full sex? I'm not really that freaky, to be honest. I don't have it that often. I did it in a parking lot with other cars in it once. Someone wanted to do it in one of those carnival bathroom port-o-potty things, but I said no. Someone also tried to blackmail me in the middle of a job at a horse-race, of all places. They wanted to do it behind a wall where the announcers were. That didn't work out too well for them, though..."

Accidentally sent nudes to the wrong person?

"No. I've had nudes 'accidentally' sent to me, though."

Have you ever been caught in the act?

"Yeah, uh, her brother walked in on us. He thought I was assaulting her at first. That was an interesting experience."

[goblinschild]

Hopping along ur dash

[whumble-beeee]

will Declan agree to a date if I try to steal his jacket?

I think you're more likely to get shot at/tackled/grabbed by the back of the neck and slammed to the ground/a garotte wire to the throat/literally grabbed and lifted up like a puppy in air-jail while he literally yanks the jacket off of you then kicks you one last time for good measure and walks away tbh.

[whumble-beeee]

△ declan, does he have any siblings & how many? :3

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8/10

You can see him visibly deflate as you ask the question, and he rolls his eyes at you with a sigh.

"Yes. I have a lot. It's complicated, really, but technically I have three half-siblings."

He doesn't elaborate further.

*cue sounds of the God of this world, me, forcing him to elaborate, some shouting about how he answered the damn question, maybe the sounds of a piano cartoonishly falling down the stairs, etc.*

"Fine, fine! If you tell anyone about this, I will find you. So I have a big family, yeah? My mom and all her siblings are really close because of, well, our culture, plus the circumstances that we live in which was not asked about so I'm moving on." He eyes me, God. "So all their kids, my cousins, are basically like my siblings. Except some of them refuse to talk to certain family members for certain reasons... That's not to even mention that some of them don't consider me family, because of my dad. But I don't know him, I never knew him, and I don't care to know him or any of his other kids. I like the family I have. Mostly. Again, its complicated."

He looks up at the indescribable mass of bumblebee fluff that replaced the sky. "Does that please his majesty?" He asks, voice dripping with sarcasm

His majesty (me) doesn't respond. Eh. Good enough.

[whumble-beeee]

△ Deeby, what is your favorite and least favorite sudonym/codename/alter ego you've ever had?

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(he goes off on a bit of a tangent in this, sorry lmao)

"Oh, fucking uh... there was this one time some guy just straight up called me 'dick.' The entire time. He was a spiteful fucker, rightfully so, I had him for a couple days for a torture and drop operation. I admired his commitment to the bit, and I eventually just started calling him 'cunt' the entire time too. It was fun.

"My favorite though? One of my kid siblings came up to me once while I was visiting home for the first time in awhile and said 'You look cool. Could you kill me if you wanted to?' And I said 'Probably. I wouldn't though,' and she said 'what if I called you a 'craphole?' Would you kill me then?' And I said pretended to think for a moment and went 'No. I'd have to throw you across the room, though' and she said 'wait wait no what if I gave you a cool name' and I was like 'dang, you got me. I could throw you across the room but in a fun way then?' and we shook hands. She took a long time thinking of a cool name and reported back to me a few hours later with 'Gregolomew' with the most serious face I'd ever seen. Her ultimate cool name. So I threw her into the couch a few times, she loved it. I told a few people to call me that on missions for a few months afterward and every single one thought I was fucking insane. It was awesome.

"And my least favorite? Way back when I started working with the big boys, I was just 'Officer Cansano.' Eugh. I hated that more than any of the derogatory names or any of the embarrassing shit. I still get called that every once in awhile, and I still hate it."