if you could rate all prosecutors you've met from 0 to 10, how would you rate them and why? (yes even that payne asshole)
“OKAY, so let’s start off with a list, right? That’s easiest! There’s.. Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth, and Simon, and Gaspen, and Klavier...That’s everyone, right? So 4!”
“Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth is so cool! I mean... It’s a lot of his help that helped me and Simon, right? That he helped Boss out? Anyway, Boss likes him, so I’ve gotta like him too! He works hard but... I know he wants the truth just as much as we do. I’d say... an 8. But maybe a high 8. A B+.
“Simon... Okay, so, are you asking me as a prosecutor... or as a person? Because Simon’s mean behind the bench! And Taka! Have you ever felt that bird’s talons? It’s just not right. So.. Maybe a low 8. For Simon. As a prosecutor. But as a person, Simon’s definitely at least a 9-point-5.
“Gaspen... 0. Do I really have to say why? He’s - he’s mean, and underhanded, and he doesn’t care about the truth, he just wants to improve his win record. I hear Winston isn’t much better. And he’s a coward! He runs whenever anything looks bad. People like that shouldn’t have any place in the courtroom.
And... Klavier! I never saw him as a prosecutor, really, but I know he’s good at it... And he doesn’t throw anything at you, or try to hurt you, or anything? So that’s good. And he knows German! I know Apollo thinks it’s stupid, but I like being able to speak German with someone. Um, and he’s handsome, too. I guess everyone knows that. So... High 8.”