I love my lad, but im too busy to keep his story going, sob

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I love my lad, but im too busy to keep his story going, sob
“All these ruins with keys split into four different parts and scattered across the land, ain’t got SHIT on me!”
“Should we tell Mr. house keeper, I’m sorry I broke your door!”
“Meh, i’m sure they got insurance. Speakin’ of! How’s that sniffer?”
“ *Snf snf* I smell, gemmies! Lots of shinies inside!“
“Heh heh, perfect, lead the way big boi.“
They’re dreaming of jewel encrusted sheep.
Big says hi.
Boi be craving that mineral.
“STOP EATING THE TREASURE, YOU DUMBASS!”
“Can I hold the map?”
“I feel that’d be counterproductive.“
“Huh, why?“
“Cause i’m pretty sure you can’t read…“
“They show up every night! Mocking me, all those tasty shinies out there...
Ima eat all those shinies up there one day!“