Devourer of all things Shiny

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[bagelsbasement]

GEMtlemen?

[occasionallyaggron]

This blog is since closed. Big and their Mawile friend can still be found at this blog instead if you want to inquire anything further.

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[occasionallyaggron]

I love my lad, but im too busy to keep his story going, sob

[occasionallyaggron]

“All these ruins with keys split into four different parts and scattered across the land, ain’t got SHIT on me!”

“Should we tell Mr. house keeper, I’m sorry I broke your door!”

“Meh, i’m sure they got insurance. Speakin’ of! How’s that sniffer?”

“ *Snf snf* I smell, gemmies! Lots of shinies inside!“

“Heh heh, perfect, lead the way big boi.“

[occasionallyaggron]

They’re dreaming of jewel encrusted sheep.

[occasionallyaggron]

Big says hi.

[occasionallyaggron]

Boi be craving that mineral.

[occasionallyaggron]

“STOP EATING THE TREASURE, YOU DUMBASS!”

[occasionallyaggron]

“Wake up stubby.”

“Mlemmbememm.. mmm sapphires..”

[occasionallyaggron]

“Don’t make me come over there. Bad aggron, bad, very bad aggron!”

*Whine*

[occasionallyaggron]

“Can I hold the map?”

“I feel that’d be counterproductive.“

“Huh, why?“

“Cause i’m pretty sure you can’t read…“

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“They show up every night! Mocking me, all those tasty shinies out there...

Ima eat all those shinies up there one day!“

[occasionallyaggron]

“Gems?”

[occasionallyaggron]

Waddup, it’s that hungry boi.

[occasionallyaggron]

“...I have... so many questions...“

“D-do you want sum?“

“No.“

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“I SEE YOU PEEKING! DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR TONGUE?!?!“

“Oh gosh, n-no I don’t! How will I taste then? They certainly look yum, b-but I won’t! I musn’t! I’ll behave!“

“Good boi!“

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“IT’S NOT MY ACTUAL NAME YOU- gargh, forget it...”

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“There aren’t.... literal red Xs in the ground...“

“But then... how would anyone find them???“

“...”

“...”

“...”

“Ooooooooooooohhhhh!”