#ocean official

[ocean-offical]

I’m gonna tag random officals now bc I never did that and need to

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @tm4tm-offical @evil-bread-offical @mlm-god-offical

I’m forgetting a lot but I mean I have a bad memory

Idk

[ocean-offical]

Are you responsible for the pacific ocean and the gulf of alaska existing?

I am the ocean, as in all of it, so yes indeed I am

[ocean-offical]

How much would my tummy hurt if I drank the entire ocean in one sitting?

You wouldn’t be able to drink me, salt water is not a consumable for humans, the human body cannot process even a small drink due to my salt contents

It would hurt very much from a drink

[ocean-offical]

we have you in the officalverse already.

it's @the-actual-ocean. just saying.

That’s not my account, and don’t you have to have the offical part in your name? Either way I’m not changing this.

[ocean-offical]

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[ocean-offical]

I lost my laundry in the pacific two days ago, do you have it?

(It wasnt just laundry but i cant say anything when @fbi--offical is here)

-@john-doe-offical

I cannot guarentee that someone hadn’t taken them for themselves, but I can give whatever I find, you gotta be on a shore though

[ocean-offical]

🍋🍋🍋

may i pretty please kidnap you

-@the-lemoner-offical

Hmm since your so polite in asking, surezies

[ocean-offical]

*waves at you*

From @sometimes-cis-offical

*waves back*