Apr 4, 2025
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Feels good to be home again
couldnt the EPF just send in their best swimmer to get you Bijou? Im sure theres someone crazy enough to do it.
"Hmph, you must not know, but not even the fastest and most daring penguin is physically capable of outpacing a sleek, strong, powerful apex predator like myself."
"The swimmer would also still need to know where Bijou is going to find her if she gets too far ahead of them."
"Yeah and I think Dan's taking paid time off this week, so he's not really available."
"Besides, the EPF has teleportation technology. I can just send X and Jordy to Bijou's location right now."
"WHAT? N-no you can't!"
"Yeah I can! The computer just finished loading your coordinates."
"I thought I recognized that chair! She's in the Mysterious Deep."
"Uh ha-ha jokes on you! I don't even know what that is!"
"Schweet. So we're heading out."
"Well good luck trying, you pudgy little twerps! If there's one thing a good thief always knows, it's when to bail!!"
"Sending the coordinates to Agent X's spy phone... now!"
"Thanks for helping us keep her occupied you guys! We'll catch you later."
Well, I hope this teaches you a valuable lesson not to disrespect graphing calculators. - Richter, a very normal penguin @theepfsreceptiondesk
"Oh go divide by zero, you little cretin!"
"Hey Richter, how've ya been!"
Ok but what if-
*turns the agents into humans for 2 asks*
"This is a lot more normal for me than you'd think, actually."
"Fun, isn't it?"
"WHAT DID I LITERALLY JUST SAY YOU GUYS, WE ARE IN THE FUCKING ANTARCTIC!!"
"Uhh... you okay bud?"
"NO I AM NOT OKAY I'M FUCKING COLD!"
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M!A: Miss Bijou turns into a dragon form reminiscent of Cynder from the Legend of Spyro games (mun determines length of effect)
"HAHA LATER NERDS GONNA GO STEAL SOME BUILDINGS!!"
"BLARG PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK!!"
[[just this one post sorry]]
*zzzt* Heya agents! Nice to see you again! Good luck getting the account back! Bijou is a handful! Cya *zzzt*
"Your support is appreciated as always, Agent."
"Do we have clearance to answer that?"
"Uhh... lemme check with a lead real quick."
"You are a lead."
"Yeah but I just wanna check."
"I'm making pretty good time, not like we're still gonna be on this investigation long enough for anyone to get too nosy."
"okay, I guess not."
"Well then, I'm JordyP1, lead agent for the Field Class."
"My name's Ocean6100, I'm with the Field and Tech departments."
"I'm Agent X. They/Them. Stealth and Comms."
what if i…
-turns bijou into human for next 3 ask-
"Woah, wha- H-how... how did that happen?"
"Umm... she's gonna freeze?"
"I can wear Go Go Boots now!"
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noOoO, my info- I mean...hi there, I'm a potential agent here-
"Would we be able to run a background check with this?"
"It'd be tricky but I'll give it a shot."
You guys! OMG, you GUYS! Look at my flippin' LEGS~!!"
"Uh- I'm sorry... what'd I miss just now?"
"LOOK AT THEM!"
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