#theepfsreceptiondesk

[toonirl]

"Well, I'm bored."

*Tappa tappa tapa tappa tappa tapp tapp tap*

"Heeheehehehehe."

[noire-transmissions]

Oh god. Run while your dignity is intact. The denziens of this website are vicious. They will point out if you are even slightly less normal than usual. :[ - Richter, @theepfsreceptiondesk

"Oh c'mon. I myself am strange and unusual, I can handle stuff like this. Don't worry."

"It's not like I've gotten anything weird yet though, unlike you and your side of this site."

[the399files]

TT :: Nothing wrong with letting folks have a little fun. Our jobs are so serious, usually that I’m sure if you played along, it’d be a nice little break from the stress.

TT :: Can’t always stick to the official work-y stuff, after all. That’s how burnout happens.

[aimlessly-tactical]

Will you please just sign the appropriate paperwork to run this blog. This is highly unprofessional. -@theepfsreceptiondesk

bold of you to assume i can write

[toonirl]

Well, I hope this teaches you a valuable lesson not to disrespect graphing calculators. - Richter, a very normal penguin @theepfsreceptiondesk

"Oh go divide by zero, you little cretin!"

"Hey Richter, how've ya been!"

[toonirl]

Figures that you'd be here...ya better not be plannin' anythin', Bijou! Richter and Agent [Classified] may have went on vacation, but I and the other agents on here'll keep an eye on you!

-Paige, @theepfsreceptiondesk

"Hmm, so Eggplant left the Pet-sitter in charge. How adorable!"

"What little juicy information I got out of them was just the beginning, sweetie. As we speak, the rest of the Computer Bugs I swiped from that Bubble-eyed nerd's stash are skittering their way through your computer systems for more EPF secrets to steal!"

"Good luck digging them out without your Math geek and his techy cuddle-buddy! PHAHAAHAHAHA!"

[toonirl]

Ha, ha, ha. Not fun, is it. Ha. In fact...(how does this work...) "Magic Anon", you are a graphing calculator for exactly one ask. :] Have fun. - Richter, @theepfsreceptiondesk

"Ughh, finally! That nonsense is ov--"

"..."

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[toonirl]

How many of my earthly possessions must I give you for you to stop bullying me online. - Richter, @theepfsreceptiondesk

"Hmmmm... HRRMMMMMMM!!... but do I- no... hm-hmmm... what is a seal to do...? Ohh, but I- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

"I'm sorry, but for as tempting as this offer is, I'm afraid that I'm just having far too much fun pushing your buttons. Pun very much intended."

"You know what, let's compromise~. Name something you would be least willing to part with and I'll choose another abnormal agent to pick on." "You're not the only oddball on the EPF's payroll, after all."