#oceanfrontzach

[oceanfrontbirdie]

ooc for zach + birdie

JENN OK BUT all jokes aside when Birdie can't get ahold of Stu she hits up Zach.

Or sometimes she rides in Stu’s police car around town if Zach is there too they have him sit in the back???

You know that scene in new girl where Nick and Winston are talking about CeCe and they say ‘messy’ at the same time - that’s Zach and Birdie talking about Stu - that’s it that’s their relationship. Or CeCe helping Winston make his ex jealous by taking pictures with a hot girl. Or all of Jess and Winston honestly.

[oceanfrontchris]

[ooc] Zach & Chris

jennnnn! so chris is stu’s best friend so zach and chris probably know each other quite well and might even be friends?? i can see chris meeting stu and zach for lunch/dinner after work and the three of them getting along really well? BECAUSE CHRIS IS THE EXACT SAME LEVEL OF CRAZY AS ZACH. and that is possibly the most glorious thing ever, ahahaha.

[oceanfrontian]

ooc: ian + zach

ZACH!!!!!!! MY BUDDY MY PAL MY AMIGO

so i’d always kinda head cannoned that zach was the first friend that ian ever made when he first arrived at va beach when he was 16???? idk but i feel like something happened (idk what) and like instant bff’ry????? and like, I feel like they’ve been super close ever since and I just alkdjflajsdflaksdjfldjf 

altho okay so the only ~rough~ patch in their relationship, probably came right after zach’s wedding b/c it was that night that ian told natalie that he still loved her and she didn’t say anything to him, which ian took for “i don’t love you” and so he kinda skipped town w/o saying much (which totally isn’t ian’s style at all) and kinda lost touch w/ everyone for about two years (including zach) and like he wasn’t there for zach during the divorce and heard about it second hand and tbh he feels awful about that and he’s just now coming back to va beach after all of that, but it’s mostly just to sell his house and cut his ties w/ this life, altho I think he plans to stay in touch w/ people, but part of him knows that it won’t last and yeah i crey. 

so idk how zach would feel about ian just kinda splitting like he did and honestly ian def feels like zach is entitled to be really mad w/ him and if he is, he gets it, but I still feel like he’s gonna try to reach out to him now that he’s back

[oceanfrontmax]

ooc: max x zach

so max hates zach. mainly b/c he was a rival when he was trying to get natalie connors back and I guess he could tell (even when zach couldn’t) that natalie had heart eyes for him and that clashes with his belief system (aka that literally all women everywhere want to bang him and only him smdh) 

[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: zach/kristen

There’s a guy at my work who sends me shirtless snapchats and calls me hot and looks at me weird. His name is Zach. I will do my best to distance my image of him from sweet wereboy Mills. 

I think before we figure out how these two are currently, it’s important to figure out how they met/started dating/etc. and most importantly, how Zach found out about Kristen’s secret. I literally have nothing about their relationship written in my bio, so we can do whatever we want. 

Sidebar: if you squint your eyes, this looks like them getting their marriage announcement photos taken. 

[oceanfrontcolin]

ooc: colin x zach

jenn, colin is actually terrified of cops and honestly this entire video of ben wyatt is actual footage of colin @ zach/stu