Sandbar: Smolder, you’re smiling! Who did you beat up?
Smolder: Pushing aside the obvious insult, I’m just watching some old home movies of me and my old friend back in the Dragon Lands.
Sandbar: Aw, little Smolder! That your friend? How long were you two together?
Smolder: Well, we kind of fell out of touch when I moved to Equestria and what the fuck do you mean ‘together’?
Sandbar: Girl, be reasonable. I have literally never seen you happier or down-badder.
Smolder: We were children!
Sandbar: You have a lot of internalized homophobia, have you ever considered therapy?
Smolder: Fuck you to death!
Sandbar: Gonna go with ‘no’ then…
Smolder: (snaps fingers) Gallus! Manifest!
Smolder: What is the impression you get from this?!
Gallus: It is giving ‘Sweet Blue Flowers’.
Smolder: Fuck off, there is no way you’ve seen ‘Sweet Blue Flowers’!
Gallus: She’s so self-conscious about her queerness.
Sandbar: It’s that small-community oppression.
Gallus: Poor girl, June can’t come fast enough.
Smolder: Twist this narrative any way you want, we were not gay!
Sandbar: I mean, say what you want about you, but your friend? Wait for it, wait for it…
(Little Smolder in the video wraps an arm around her friend’s shoulder, making her blush)
Sandbar: And boom goes the dynamite!
Smolder: Wait… Reall-? No! Hang on, wait, no!!
Sandbar: Girl, you got the gaydar of a bat.
Gallus: You really fumbled that, moving to Equestria.
Sandbar: Right at the end zone, too.
Gallus: We could have gotten that Smolder, instead we got this one.
Smolder: Okay, that’s it! I am leaving this room before I commit a homicide!
Ocellus: (bumping into Smolder) Oh, excuse me, Smolder.
Smolder: (blushing) Ocellus! Sorry, after you.
Smolder: …. YOU BOTH SUCK!!