#smolstream

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Silverstream: You’re so hot and spicy~

Smolder: (smug) I know baby, I know.

Silverstream: You’re like a buffalo chicken wing!

Smolder: ….

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Smolder: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop it.

Silverstream: Whatever do you mean~?

Smolder: You always make that face before saying something that pisses me off. So cut it out-

Silverstream: I love you.

Smolder: ...

Silverstream: Also cereal technically qualifies as soup.

Smolder: I fucking knew it!!

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Silverstream: (calling Ocellus) Hi, sweetheart! So, I’m with Smolder and-

Ocellus: Jail or hospital?

Silverstream: How could you make such accusations?! I’m just calling the love of our lives to tell her how much we adore and appreciate her!

Ocellus: Jail or hospital?

Silverstream: Ocellus, I’m hurt! I’m offended! Do you really have so little faith in us?

Ocellus: Silverstream? Jail. Or. Hospital?

Silverstream: ……. Jail, please come quickly before Smolder tries to get us both gang tattoos, thankyouI’msorryIloveyou!

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Silverstream: So… Babe, you remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Smolder: Yes?

Silverstream: Weeeell, turns out they’re all out for the next five days.

Smolder: Fuck.

Silverstream: Oh yeah, It’s gonna be a fun week!

Smolder: I’m going to Gallus’ house.

Silverstream: Nuh-uh! Through sickness and health, motherfucker!

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Smolder: (on the couch, reading a book)

Gallus: (wobbling into the room, half asleep)

Smolder: Hey, Gal. You look tired, dude-

Gallus: (flops onto Smolder’s lap)

Smolder: Woah, Gallus!

Silverstream: Don’t worry, Gallus did this all the time when he moved in with me. After he stayed up all night from insomnia, he’d pass out super hard for hours, mostly on my lap.

Silverstream: You wanna see a trick? Scratch him right there, behind the ear.

(Smolder does so, Gallus turns and wraps his arms around Smolder’s waist, nestling his head into her lap and purring)

Smolder: AWW!! He’s like a big kitty!

Silverstream: Yeah… Welp! I hope you’re comfy, Smolder, cause until Gallus wakes up, you’re pretty much trapped like that.

Smolder: Wait, what? Get him off then!

Silverstream: Sorry, can’t hear you! I’m busy making dinner since it’s my turn tonight! Love you!!!

Smolder: Silverstream, you get back here right now and help your girlfriend with our sleepy boyfriend!!

Smolder: …….

Smolder: Silverstream! I have to pee!

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(At 3 in the morning…)

Silverstream: Do you think that-?

Smolder: Listen, I love you and all, but shut the fuck up.

Silverstream: ……But honestly, do you-?

Smolder: NOPE!! Take some melatonin and go to sleep bitch.

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(Silverstream and Smolder cuddling in bed and watching movies…)

Silverstream: Oh, man. Heh, or should I say ‘Oh mann.’

Silverstream: Cause, like… Michael Mann directed Heat.

Smolder: (barely awake) Mmnuh?? Is it over yet? Can we have lesbian sex now?

Silverstream: If you think I’m giving it up to some floozy who can’t properly appreciate Mann’s magnum opus… You’d be right! Principles be damned, I do love women!

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Silverstream: Okay, Smash, Marry, Kill. Me, Gallus, and Sandbar. Go.

Smolder: Smash Gallus, marry you, kill Swift Foot.

Swift Foot: I wasn’t even one of the options!! What the fu-?!