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[vintage-tigre]

[flexiblefish]

The funniest thing I’ve seen this week on Twitter. By Scottish standup comedian  Ashley Storrie. (@ashleystorrie on Twitter)

[walkingphotos]

Today's Walking Photo: Waaaaaaiiiiiiiit a minute…is this “valet service” more than meets the eye? I’m just kinda doing a double-take at “private parties too” and “valid until 7:00 A.M. following morning.” Am I too suspicious? Got my mind too much in the gutter? Hmmmmmmm.

On a completely separate note, I’m happy to have taken a photo that includes so much lovely green, considering it’s the feast of my namesake Saint Patrick. I’m Scottish, not Irish, so I’m always kind of ambivalent about this day and its somewhat depraved traditions. But I can’t help recognizing it and feeling at least a mild little twinge of connection. 

[jonpertweeplus]

I have to root for Scotland in the Scotland vs Morocco game even though my heart is in MENA countries because I must support my Scottish friend.

[lumiereswig]

Have you watched Outlander? The costumes alone are worth the watch, probably especially so if that is your specialty and you can appreciate them even more than the common folk can. Also Scotland + sexy Scottish accents everywhere, A++++. If you have watched it, would love to hear your thoughts on the costumes.

MY DREAM IS TO WORK FOR TERRY “OUTLANDER GODDESS” DRESBACH. I LOVE HER SHIT.

it’s so well researched and thought through and designed and holy fuck i love her and how she pERFECTLY does claire’s 1700s stuff so it’s fucking 1940s inspired can your fave ever

[sarahviahhday]

Now is the time to ask the universe for stuff

'Cause this bitch just got herself a studio. I went to the charity boss’s house to talk about plans for their spare shop (which is opposite where I’ve just finished working for six weeks), since I still wasn’t 100% sure what they expected of me. Well, first things first, I asked if I needed to come up with a plan to get volunteers involved like my predecessor, like a business. He said no - I can do with it what I will for absolutely nothing. Of course I thought how can that be possible, surely I need to give something back? Well, apparently my colleagues at the charity shop sang my praises so much, and since I was sent under false pretences (the jobcentre’s fault, not theirs) but still helped them in the shop for - as it turns out - longer than I should have, they are giving this to me as a “good deed” from the charity to thank me for my work and to help me get on my feet, for as long as they still have it..... Could be yonks, could be weeks, either way if I want it, it’s mine..... And by the way, it’s a whole fucking shop. It’s BIG. Like, I could do a dance routine with several people in it kind of big. I’m actually so shocked I can’t even cry about how happy I am right now So I’m just gonna continue eating Scottish fudge and drinking tea like the ecstatic fat cow I am :’D

[compunctionjunction]

When you type "lass" instead of "less"

[agoldenboy7]

Can I have Wahaca twice in 24 hrs? Will the hot, Scottish, ginger waiter be there again?