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Formerly jonpertwee but I was nuked for being too cool and so I must remake 🥲 Cilla | they/them | 30-something | ancom

[jonpertweeplus]

I've fallen victim to cancel culture, lads.

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They blasted me with the ban beam because I was simply TOO COOL and my dick was TOO BIG and my swag was TOO MUCH.

[eelsabound]

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

[eelsabound]

[jonpertweeplus]

We own nothing, we have nothing, nothing is ours!!! When we leave this earth, we will take nothing with us! We are like raindrops on the side of a rock that leave a small and fleeting trail but soon are to collide with the ground!!! And we collect nothing when we hit the dirt!!!

[aestum]

(by elliothawkey)

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[cosmogyros]

He and Liam Gallagher are on the same wavelength

[nobrashfestivity]

Kokei Kobayashi, Deyu, 1918

Tokyo National Museum Collection

[crimethinc]

By removing the historical plaques from George Washington's house that acknowledged that Washington held enslaved people there in capitivity, the Trump administration wants to whitewash history.

Here, you can read about how the people that Washington enslaved or indentured sought to escape from captivity, and about the Native Americans who defended themselves against his attacks:

https://crimethinc.com/Washington

[jonpertweeplus]

There's a good episode of the podcast What A Creep that talks about Ona Judge's escape from George Washington and how he tried to hunt her down after she won her freedom. (Disclaimer: It is talked about by two white women.)

[allcrush]

having fun scrolling arent u .. freak

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[yesornopolls]

Is it REALLY okay to not be okay mentally?

Is it REALLY okay to not be okay mentally?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[bobbole]

Sheila Norgate, Raven with Issues

[sairyureklim]

[ajnabi-insaan]

Wow... I love the beauty of plants as it looks Lovely & shiny when raindrops fall on it...❤️🌱🌿

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[covid-safer-hotties]