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professor: okay... who in merlins name took the OWLS answer sheets?

quinn: *points at james*

james: *points at quinn*

*AT A QUIDDITCH MATCH*

sam: YEAH! GO DUDE GO! SHOW THAT SLYTHERIN SCUM WHAT WE’RE MADE OF!

james: ...dude ouch.

“who needs kara the matchmaker when you have quinn the dumbass?”

— azula grey via truth or dare and lap dances

azula: i hate james

james: you love james

azula: leave.

james: lEaVe.

quinn: I swear I’m not gay for my roommate

quinn: why would you assu—

quinn: why would you ask su—

quinn: ... I swear I’m not gay for my roommate!

“A NORMAL SLYTHERIN AFTERNOON”

*quinn, reece, and clary wrestling in the background while xavier and james sit in silence, studying and probably drinking coffee/tea*

xavier: james, can I ask you a personal question?

james: hm?

xavier: why do you hang out with those jerks?

james: oh... well, they’re not so bad... they—

quinn: sHIT. REECE. WAIT. JAMES, SHE’S FLYING GET HELP!

clary: I FORGOT WHAT THAT SPELL DID—I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HER SMALLER!!

reece [while ascending]: IM SERIOUSLY GOING TO HEX YOU GUYS SO BAD IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT !!

james [sips tea]: ...you know sometimes I ask myself the same question.

xavier [also sips tea]: I see.

james: I’m a hardcore tough ass slytherin. I have no emotion. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. witnessed stuff you don’t wanna witness. I—

clarissa: *breathes*

james: oh my god I love you with the entirety of my being, I will never let anything bad happen to you

james: hi, james craven, family disappointment... and you are?

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