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Ravenclaw: What's your favorite color?

Hufflepuff: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Ravenclaw: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Hufflepuff: My favorite color is pink.

Gryffindor: Can I ask a dumb question?

Ravenclaw: Better than anyone I know

hufflepuff: forgive and forget ... forgive and forget

*three days later*

ravenclaw: you ready for that test in charms?

hufflepuff: oh no, i forgave the teacher for assigning it but i forgot it still existed

gryffindor: why can’t dinasaurs clap?

ravenclaw: because their hands are too short—

slytherin: because they’re dead.

Spotless reputation

Ravenclaw: Hey did you ever finish reviewing my essay?

Slytherin, handing it over: Oh yea it was pretty good. Idk why you needed me to look over it

Ravenclaw: Oh you know just another set if eye- is this blood?

Slytherin: Oh yes, I got a little bit of blood on it, I hope you don't mind.

Ravenclaw: ...I don't even want to know.

Gryffindor: Am I right, Raven?

Ravenclaw: I’m almost certain you are not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening

Houses saw Professor Flitwick carrying a tall pile of books in the corridor and refuses to accept help; insisting he can 'manage'

Gryffindor: Sir, maybe...maybe I should do that because I'm—you know—er—taller?

Ravenclaw: Are you sure, sir? *is guilty to feel more concern about the books and is vigilantly on guard ready to catch one in case they fall*

Hufflepuff: Sir, just a little help won't hurt—just two books, I guess. I'll just carry two books, sir...

Slytherin: Really? You're really brilliant, sir! *puts his schoolbooks at the top of the pile* And I'm sure you can carry these, too!

Hufflepuff: Babe I'd do anything for you.

Ravenclaw: thanks babe.

Hufflepuff: I'd eat trash.

Ravenclaw: well don't do that

Hufflepuff: I ate trash...

Ravenclaw: ..okay..well that doesn't real help me.

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