Jan 12, 2018
professor: okay... who in merlins name took the OWLS answer sheets?
quinn: *points at james*
james: *points at quinn*
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professor: okay... who in merlins name took the OWLS answer sheets?
quinn: *points at james*
james: *points at quinn*
“who needs kara the matchmaker when you have quinn the dumbass?”
— azula grey via truth or dare and lap dances
quinn: I swear I’m not gay for my roommate
quinn: why would you assu—
quinn: why would you ask su—
quinn: ... I swear I’m not gay for my roommate!
“A NORMAL SLYTHERIN AFTERNOON”
*quinn, reece, and clary wrestling in the background while xavier and james sit in silence, studying and probably drinking coffee/tea*
xavier: james, can I ask you a personal question?
james: hm?
xavier: why do you hang out with those jerks?
james: oh... well, they’re not so bad... they—
quinn: sHIT. REECE. WAIT. JAMES, SHE’S FLYING GET HELP!
clary: I FORGOT WHAT THAT SPELL DID—I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HER SMALLER!!
reece [while ascending]: IM SERIOUSLY GOING TO HEX YOU GUYS SO BAD IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT !!
james [sips tea]: ...you know sometimes I ask myself the same question.
xavier [also sips tea]: I see.
piper: I don’t need everyone’s help!
reid: look, piper, you’re stubborn. and that’s an adorable quality. you wanna know what’s not an adorable quality?
quinn: acne.
reid: being dead.
quinn: yep, being dead.
in detention
professor: alright, here are your lines.
professor: mr. blackthorn - “i shall never again levitate a fellow student up the girls’ dormitory staircase.”
professor: mr. marconti - “i am not permitted to see how high i can climb the girls’ dormitory staircase before it turns into a slide.”
professor: mr. lémieux - “i am not allowed in the girls’ dormitory, even if i am wearing women’s dress robes.” also, mr. lémieux, “in general, robes are not a choice to wear, but a requirement.”
professor: mr. craven - “i should not be friends with mr. blackthorn, mr. marconti, or mr. lémieux.”
quinn: i just had a thought
piper: your mother would be so proud
james: no! I’m not answering that!
quinn: oh c’mon it’s not that difficult! if you had to punch one person out of the four, who would it be?
james: n...no! no! we’re all friends! why would I punch anyo—
quinn: it’d be will wouldn’t it?
james: yeah. but I don’t know why.