#incorrect hogwarts

[spikybanana]

Sirius: *touch starved sad just wants a hug*

Sirius: *wriggles into personal space of every single of his friends*

Remus: *also touch starved sad just wants a hug*

Remus: *crawls into corner with a book to Ignore It Until It Goes Away*

[theoneandonlyphoenix]

Ravenclaw,probably drunk: stop doing start dreaming.

Slytherin,even more high: yeah that shit takes years of your life but dreams? They take a second.

Ravenclaw: hard work takes ages!

Slytherin: damn light-years-

Ravenclaw,suddenly goes back to function mode: the light years are used for distance in space you asshole

[wizards]

Dumbledore: whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Remus, sighing: sirius...

Sirius: fuck shit up out there, but don’t die

Fred & George, wiping away a tear: so inspirational

[sotmtwwgrm]

slytherin: are you a painting?

hufflepuff: ??

slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall

gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Slytherin: You're mad at me

Ravenclaw: I'm not mad, just disappointed

Slytherin: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that's worse

[ravenflowersposts]

*in hell*

Satan: dude you gotta stop following me around

Slytherin: I don’t know anyone else here and i feel awkward

[hufflepoofy]

yes, i agree. this is the only acceptable voldemort x character ship that should exist.

[brunettebaguette]

detention in the forbidden forest, 1st year

Draco: Merlin, it's so dark in here.

Harry: Don't worry, look, I got this.

Harry: [Stomps his feet]

Harry: [Skechers light up]

Draco: