Well now I HAVE to ask you. 7, 10, 12
7. Best insult you've ever been given?
WELL strap in for this story because it’s wild: near the end of my high-school-to-university relationship, my ex was too chickenshit to break up with me so he went down the time-honoured route of “quit my meds, meth binges, and emotional abuse until she decides to break up with me of her own volition because then I’m not the baddie”
yeah that’s not... how any of this works but ANYWAY, anyway, he got home one morning from a particularly egregious episode and told me “you have no friends and your life isn’t going anywhere”
it didn’t really get the desired effect because I’m pretty sure I just started laughing
anyway then we broke up and I stole all his discworld books and got a masters degree, sure am going nowhere with my life and these books
10. How many times have you been kicked out of pubs?
I DUNNO, like, all my friends were bartenders in uni so why would you get yourself kicked out, don’t be a dickhead, anyway mostly I’ve been kicked out because it’s 4am and they’re closing
12. Weirdest place you've gotten a root?
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