Some Good!Austins headcanons?
They’re always mistaken for a polyamorous couple
Can’t guys just hug, kiss, cuddle, share ice cream, hold hands, and feed each other without being mistaken for a couple?
Height from shortest to tallest: Tomassian, Armbruster, Boulet, Quinlan
Quinlan is surprisingly strong
Armbruster and Boulet hold hands a lot
Their cuddle piles mainly happen in Tomassian’s room- He has softest pillows, a hundred plushies, and his bed is big enough for the four of them
Tomassian is the oldest, but is the group “baby”
Quinlan likes to smoosh Tomassian’s face and carry him whenever given the chance
Waking Tomassian up from his nap is a sin and the Austins will kill you if you commit that sin
Armbruster keeps all the hair-care product brands his friends use in his bathroom in case of a slumber party hair emergency
Boulet’s AroAce, but still very affectionate. (It doesn’t make you a tease or leading people on. Got it?)
He buys Tomassian plushies of video game characters (Mostly FNAF)
When they heard Tomassian had a crush on Jean, the Austins all cheered and squealed like little school girls… Actually, they did this
When Tomassian confessed, they were all excited… Then Jean said no
Little did the thespian know he’d get cornered by three very angry boys during study hall
After a “talk” It’s revealed Jean only said no because he wasn’t looking to be part of a “poly relationship”
Austin A: Does EVERYONE think we’re a couple?
Jean: Yeah, everyone does.
Austin B: Why would people think that? Oh, Austin, you got some chocolate on your cheek. *Kisses the chocolate stain off of Quinlan’s cheek*
So, after a quick clear up, Jean asks Austin T out and the two kiss and make up
Austin Q may or may not be writing fanfiction about them
Boulet’s fluent in Japanese
Tomassian’s pastries are a gift from Heaven and the others make sure everyone knows it
Armbruster likes to wear dresses and skirts sometimes because they make his legs look fabulous
Boulet just throws on whatever for a formal even and comes out looking better than any super model
They’ve been friends every since they were five and wore purple on the exact same day, thus creating, Purple Day (They wear purple the entire day and then get milkshakes)
The mean Austins also have Purple Day, but are a little more strict and will kick you out of the group if you forget
Armbruster went through a goth phase when he was twelve, and his friends were all here for it. Tomassian even dressed in gray because gray is just a pastel black
They refuse to let Armbruster live it down, so he just embraces it by wearing dark eye shadow
Quinlan makes sure Boulet takes breaks from playing video games. Once, he got carpal tunnel
And should that happen again, Boulet has his virtual reality goggles… Then his eyes strain
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Armbruster likes to dress his chinchillas, Beth and Timity in drag and has an Instagram just for that
Boulet has a soft spot for cats, but his favorite cat (And Queen) will always be his Lykoi cat, Elisabeth III
No one would ever expect sweet Tomassian to have a pet Python Brongersmai named HuggyCake
Quinlan doesn’t have a pet because his mom is allergic to most furs and his dad is terrified or reptiles, Boulet bought him a Tamagotchi he named Scampers
The most terrifying thing about Tomassian is how he bites into his ice cream
Armbruster: Aw! He’s so cute, and- *Tomassian bites his ice cream* YOU DEMON!
Tomassian: *Innocent face* What?
Boulet: Did… Did you just BITE your ice cream?
Boulet gets really restless when he doesn’t have a game console with him and scratches his arms
Main reason why Armbruster holds his hand
