who cries when someone dies in a movie: Alice. Jasper tends to get upset when someone dies in a movie, but he's going to claim til the day he dies that it's all because he's picking up on Alice's emotions and nothing else.
who wears the ugly holiday garb: Alice. Though somehow Jasper always ends up wearing at least one Christmas sweater each year. And by somehow, everyone knows he does it because he can't say no to Alice.
who pays for the meals: Well, they don't eat, so. But Jasper once gave Alice a mountain lion that he'd taken down, as a gift of sorts. It was early on in their relationship, and Jasper thought it was pretty romantic. Does that count? Probably not, but shh.
who brings home stray animals: Alice. Though Jasper tends to grow more attached to some of them than he likes to admit.
who leaves the bathroom door open: Jasper. Their room has an en suite bathroom, so it's usually only Alice that's in their room and so Jasper never really bothers closing the door when he's showering. There's been awkward family encounters, but y'know. Jasper never really learns.
who tells the 'dad jokes': Jasper. He shamelessly springs them on Alice when they pop into his head. He thinks he's pretty damn funny, actually.
who wants kids more: Probably Alice. Jasper resigned himself long ago to not being able to have his own children, and isn't keen on bringing a human child into a family of vampires.
who travels more: They both travel a lot, together and separately.
who spends more cash: Alice. Definitely Alice. Jasper likes budgeting, and not spending too much money on things that aren't necessary. Though he's never been poor (not even as a human), he's always been the one to save his money.
who buys the things in infomercials: Alice. Jasper tries to convince her not to, but late night shopping channels seem to be more convincing than he is.
who draws in the dust on their cars: Neither. They both keep their cars spotless, so there's no dust to draw in.
who starts the snowball fights: Alice. Jasper tries to surprise Alice and start them himself, but he's never managed to surprise her yet. Though there have been a few times when he has been the one to start them, but he's pretty sure she let him.
who throws away the directions to things: Both of them. Alice insists she's already seen how the things will go together and doesn't need directions to get things done, and Jasper is just way too stubborn to ever admit he needs help.
who puts up holiday decor: Both of them. Though Alice is always more enthusiastic about it, Jasper loves to join in with her.
who is more likely to forget to bathe: Neither. They're both very hygienic.
who gets more obsessed about things: Alice, definitely. Jasper is the one who goes along for the ride.
who sings in the shower more often: Alice. Jasper just sits in the other room and gets to laugh at her song choices. Lovingly so, of course.
