Feb 21, 2019
Mum telling me about her fatty ass rabbit at the vet. Apparently the other week there was a fucking Penguin in the waiting room. She lives in the west Midlands... Where did they get it? How? Why?
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Mum telling me about her fatty ass rabbit at the vet. Apparently the other week there was a fucking Penguin in the waiting room. She lives in the west Midlands... Where did they get it? How? Why?
Brother: Do you want some cake?
Me: No, I want you to suffer.
Brother: I want to die for not eating my cake.
SassMaster chills out SassMaster sasspalms SassMaster counts down SassMaster waits for it SassMaster leaves together SassMaster thinks its stil farewell SassMaster guesses theres no one to blame SassMaster is leaving gorund SassMaster is suddenly quoting the final countdown SassMaster stands tall SassMaster thinks they've seen us SassMaster: too be found Metredigm: alright SassMaster needs to be found SassMaster is watching SassMaster knows Metredigm will find you SassMaster will be waiting Metredigm has an hl shotgun and a right mouse click so he won SassMaster had 100 shield and max health so he lived Metredigm MYAH SassMaster ran away SassMaster found an overpowered face melter Metredigm counter face melts SassMaster goes on the hunt Metredigm also goes on a hunt SassMaster melts nicasio's face SassMaster: nicasio died Metredigm assists in meling his face SassMaster turns on Metredigm SassMaster triest o melt his face SassMaster fails SassMaster runs away SassMaster finds an RPG Metredigm died at level 20, killed by an aekiAH spawn SassMaster suddenly has his AHHH build up Metredigm swears and makes a new character SassMaster unleashes his AHHH Metredigm screams as sass has spawnkilled SassMaster goes into hibernation SassMaster died at level 20, killed by a grizzly SassMaster didn't run SassMaster directs a few choice words at the grizzly SassMaster: the grizzly fled SassMaster makes a new character SassMaster spawns with a crossbow SassMaster lets out a scream of glee Metredigm becomes a pyro and burns said character to death violently SassMaster deals 1000 damage SassMaster exploades violently Metredigm used airblast and shot the arrow back into sass' head Metredigm COUNTER BITCH SassMaster counter bitches the counter bitch Metredigm walks away from the explosion epicly SassMaster bitches Metredigm writes lua to infinitely counter-bitch bitch Metredigm leans back SassMaster tries to write a code to continuously counter the infinate counter bitch but fails and his computer blue screens SassMaster realizes he wasn't even using a computer SassMaster pulls out a gun SassMaster has the most epic battle ever with the fountain Metredigm thinks Sass tried to compile it on a notebook SassMaster wonders where Metridigm is SassMaster can smell Metredigm is SassMaster becomes the SA-X Metredigm ... SassMaster realizes hes not the SA-X Metredigm rips off the SA-X's arm cannon Metredigm laughs SassMaster becomes the SASS-X SassMaster laughs SassMaster uses his sass cannon SassMaster blows Metredigms face off Metredigm had a terminal disease before the SA-X became what it is Metredigm knows the SASS-X is very sick Metredigm is cured SassMaster deals OVER 9000!!!! Metredigm waits for the sass-x to deal over 9,000 cards SassMaster turns into cards SassMaster realizes that he mist have misfired Metredigm hears a distant "That's out Metredigm!" SassMaster realizes he never had a sister SassMaster pulls out a gun Metredigm shoots sass SassMaster leaps into a firefight with Metredigm Metredigm dies Metredigm shoots sass again SassMaster is mortally woundsd SassMaster makes his last wish SassMaster fails Metredigm shoots sass, cutting his last wish short SassMaster crawls to his bed SassMaster died half laying on his bed Metredigm laughs Metredigm dies SassMaster: [S] SASS: RISE UP SassMaster becomes god teir Metredigm throws popcorn at the screen as that was a shitty ending SassMaster is now dressed in a weird mage of void outfit SassMaster thinks its pretty cool Metredigm is an enderman SassMaster realizes that endermen are dangerous in hard mode Metredigm attacks SassMaster puts on an iron helmet SassMaster headbutts the enderman SassMaster goes flying Metredigm picks up sass's head as if it were a block SassMaster flys around SassMaster uses his mage powers SassMaster is whole again Metredigm watches sass's headless body fly around like a deflating balloon SassMaster eats an entire bottle of kill-me-come-back-stronger pills SassMaster comes back stronger Metredigm is harder, better, faster, and stronger, because he worked it and made it SassMaster is a champoin Metredigm is the real champoion because sass failed SassMaster doesn't get what he wants Metredigm double failed SassMaster gets what he needs SassMaster becomes the moneygrabber Metredigm gets all of them, all the time, every time SassMaster is very aerodynamic SassMaster is all alone SassMaster is calm Metredigm called you semen SassMaster is in the weekend wars SassMaster wins SassMaster is stronger because of it Metredigm TOO BASD SassMaster is young Metredigm ASDFKBASCVB SassMaster sets the world on fire SassMaster died along with the entire rest of the world Metredigm extinguishes it SassMaster wsa god teir Metredigm flies away SassMaster comes back stronger Metredigm leaves sass in the smoldering remains of the planet SassMaster chases Metredigm SassMaster uses his void powers to create a wormhole in which Metredigm suddenly is right in front of him SassMaster attacks Metredigm grabs sass by the throat and stuffs him into the wormhole SassMaster simply uses his void powers to make the wormhole dissipear right before Metredigm can stuff him in it SassMaster breaks free SassMaster imprisons Metredigm in space SassMaster cuts Metredigm's head offf SassMaster wears Metredigms head as a hat SassMaster is successful Metredigm found the perfect fire axe Metredigm has a gang of dinosaurs to kill SassMaster watches at Metredigm reveals himself to be Axe Cop SassMaster follows Axe Cop Metredigm chops sass's head off SassMaster comes back stronger SassMaster initiates the scratch Metredigm uses unibaby SassMaster 's universe is wiped out Metredigm walks out of the universe SassMaster survives because he is god teir SassMaster comes back stronger Metredigm: /me,rips sass's godtierness in half Metredigm failed Metredigm sits in the silence SassMaster waits Metredigm realizes Metredigm never locked the door SassMaster takes out a weapon Metredigm doesn't SassMaster engages in an epic deus SassMaster: duel Metredigm partakes in the epic deuce SassMaster and Metredigm are deucing Metredigm continues to deuce SassMaster gets hit in the face with Metredigm's ball SassMaster is knocked out Metredigm asd;kfjbvnsfaav sd SassMaster wonders if Metredigm has finally snapped SassMaster goes to sleep
I am sassmaster
Metredigm: buy fallout:new vegas Prime Ribb: why Metredigm: because it looks cool Prime Ribb: but i have no money Metredigm: GET SOME Prime Ribb: why Metredigm: so you can buy it Prime Ribb: why would i want to buy it when i dont even know what iti s Metredigm: myah Metredigm: i might and probably will get it in the new future Prime Ribb: new huh Metredigm: it is a very realistic open-world survival game Metredigm: and yes. new future. Metredigm: i am changine the future by potentially getting this game. Metredigm: schrodigners fallout : new vegas. Metredigm: except not really. Prime Ribb: ... Metredigm: that sounds like a name for a game in itself Metredigm: schrodinger's fallout : new vegas Prime Ribb: i may get this seeon Prime Ribb: soon Prime Ribb: fsil Prime Ribb: fail Metredigm: .. Metredigm: double fail Prime Ribb: there is only one problem Prime Ribb: with this game Metredigm: yes, yes it is singleplayer. Metredigm: however. Metredigm: there are coop mods that exis Metredigm: t Prime Ribb: oh really Prime Ribb: youve seen them Metredigm: nicasio has informed me Metredigm: moreofall i'm pulling up the forums as we type Prime Ribb: moreofall Prime Ribb: huh Metredigm: yes Prime Ribb: interesting choice of "word" Metredigm: .. interesting choice of quotation locations. Metredigm: and pluralization. Prime Ribb: actually Prime Ribb: only one word Prime Ribb: and moreofall isnt a word Metredigm: ITA ISAS NAOW Prime Ribb: ISAS Prime Ribb: DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS Metredigm: okay i have no idea how that came out Metredigm: this is what happens when i type with my little finger for some weird reason Metredigm: likem i am mdoing right ow Prime Ribb: why might this be happening Metredigm: becUS MEITM IS ACTUALLYMPERETTYn weird Prime Ribb: ok im not even going to try Metredigm: i think you might be able to deviate some words from that Metredigm: except MEITM Prime Ribb: mprettyn Metredigm: it's mperettym Metredigm: don't be spelling pretty correctly now Prime Ribb: uh Metredigm: alr9ght well nicasio lied. no coop stuff. Prime Ribb: haa Prime Ribb: i bet nicasio didnt even check Prime Ribb: i have but one question Prime Ribb: why did nobody think of making this multiplayer Metredigm: well they thought of it it looks like, but it was too hard to implement Metredigm: but have you seen the gameplay/such yet Metredigm: it's like bordlerands except more real Prime Ribb: and more open Metredigm: yeah Prime Ribb: because in borderlands the whole teleport thing Metredigm: bordlerands is pretty tight and you can't really explore Prime Ribb: another reason to get arma II and get DayZ Metredigm: alright well the game is $20.00 Metredigm: in fact i can get it Metredigm: i got my allowance and now i think i have 30.00 Metredigm: actually 35.00 Metredigm: so i'll be spending that Prime Ribb: on... Metredigm: probably half life and fallout Prime Ribb: i thought you wanted to get skyrim Metredigm: well nicasio suggested i replace skyrim with fallout Prime Ribb: why... Prime Ribb: there is no replacing two different games with two different genras Metredigm: they are made by the sae people, bethesda Metredigm: *same Prime Ribb: ok.... Prime Ribb: an? Prime Ribb: and? Metredigm: well they are both open world, both revolve around survival and prosper.. Prime Ribb: well Metredigm: both are choice 1st/3rd person Prime Ribb: skryim has a huge extensive story Prime Ribb: with side quests Metredigm: and on of them is 1/3 the price of the other Prime Ribb: and its partly rpg Prime Ribb: and i bet skyrim has like 10x the stuff Metredigm: i wonder Metredigm: hm Metredigm: if skyrim goes on sale, i might get it Metredigm: but i mean really Prime Ribb: do you really believe skyrim is going on sale Metredigm: if i get skyrim for full price it means not buying any more games until february Prime Ribb: well Prime Ribb: i suppose Prime Ribb: but by the same token Prime Ribb: if you buy hl and this thing Prime Ribb: you have the exact same scenario Metredigm: not exactly Prime Ribb: why Metredigm: hl and this thing add up to half the price of skyrim Prime Ribb: it wont be febuary Prime Ribb: it will be january Metredigm: i'll be able to afford skyrim in january. Prime Ribb: no Prime Ribb: if you have 30 bucks now Prime Ribb: and in december you get another 30 Prime Ribb: then you have 60 Prime Ribb: well Prime Ribb: 65 Metredigm: and what if i get 20 Prime Ribb: i thought you said you get 30 every month Metredigm: no. Prime Ribb: well thats what you told me a couple months ago Metredigm: sure. Metredigm: whatever Metredigm: anyway Prime Ribb: im not saying dont buy this Metredigm: if i buy skyrim, it'll be two months of saving Prime Ribb: im just saying Metredigm: and then another 30 or so days of waiting Prime Ribb: you said you wanted to get skyrim before anything else Prime Ribb: and suddenly Prime Ribb: you dont Metredigm: roots closed Prime Ribb: you told me this two days ago Prime Ribb: when i asked you about saints row 2 Metredigm: two days ago i didn't know falout existed Prime Ribb: well Prime Ribb: ok then Prime Ribb: go ahead and buy your singleplayer games Prime Ribb: it doesnt concern me anyway Metredigm: my singleplayer games? Prime Ribb: them being singleplayer and all Prime Ribb: yeah Metredigm: ... Prime Ribb: hl fallout and skyrim are all singleplayer Metredigm: you just bought hl Prime Ribb: and? Prime Ribb: am i playing it nonstop right now Prime Ribb: plus Metredigm: just your wording sounded a little sarcastically rude. Prime Ribb: i DID just buy saints row 2 Prime Ribb: which is not singleplayer Prime Ribb: actually Prime Ribb: i haventn bought a singleplayer game in a while Prime Ribb: i think the last one i got was... Prime Ribb: ... Prime Ribb: ... Prime Ribb: humble indie bundle Prime Ribb: dang Metredigm: okay then? Prime Ribb: that was a while ago Prime Ribb: anyway Prime Ribb: thats not the point Prime Ribb: the point is Prime Ribb: i dont really care Prime Ribb: i mean Prime Ribb: i care if you like the games Metredigm: .. Prime Ribb: but i dont care in which order you get them Prime Ribb: oh btw Prime Ribb: i put saints row 2 on my laptop Prime Ribb: and i ge like Prime Ribb: 60 fps Prime Ribb: on the title screen Metredigm: on which settings Prime Ribb: hehe Prime Ribb: lowest possible Prime Ribb: btw Prime Ribb: no but in the main game Prime Ribb: i do get a couple Metredigm: a couple what. hundred.. thousand... or.. a pitiful 2 Prime Ribb: like Prime Ribb: 2-4 Metredigm: wonderful Prime Ribb: and if you are going to use punctuation Prime Ribb: make sure you use the right one Prime Ribb: a couple what isn't a sentence Metredigm: .................................................................................................. Metredigm: those are all sentences. Prime Ribb: but im not using punctuation Metredigm: and when i chat, periods don't always represent sentence completions. Prime Ribb: ok Prime Ribb: well then Prime Ribb: you suddenly seem to be using periods a lot Metredigm: they. can. represent. me. pausing. or. emphasis. in. my. words. Prime Ribb: but that would literally be the definition of what a comma is for Metredigm: yeah, but in my opinion using periods is more effective and looks less weird than: Metredigm: hello, my name is myah, so what is yours Prime Ribb: ok first of all Prime Ribb: you wouldn't use so Prime Ribb: and you wouldn't need the second comma Prime Ribb: you could just say Prime Ribb: hello, my name is myah whats yours? Metredigm: *could Prime Ribb: or Prime Ribb: hello my name is myah, whats yours? Metredigm: yes but in the realm of the internet no one really cares. Prime Ribb: pretty much Prime Ribb: except me Metredigm: too the words from my chat box. Prime Ribb: and i dont really Metredigm: *took Metredigm: huh. Prime Ribb: do you want me to go all microsoft word on that Prime Ribb: "huh." FRAGMENT consider revising Metredigm: i'll go microsoft word 1998 on your text. Prime Ribb: ~~~ Metredigm: *"FRAGMENT"* -- MISSING lc LETTERS on chars 2-8; Metredigm: okay i actually have no idea what word 1998 would have done Metredigm: to be honest i'm actually starting to think that word came out in 2003. Prime Ribb: i dont think it would be much different Prime Ribb: also Prime Ribb: what if i did dev word Prime Ribb: 1001001011100101 Metredigm: i'll do notepad correctins Metredigm: "huh." FRAGMENT consider revising Prime Ribb: "correctins" did you mean "corrections"? Metredigm: you sound like the annoying paper clips on windows xp Prime Ribb: yep Metredigm: or present-day google search. Prime Ribb: oh Prime Ribb: how about Metredigm: google is officially 8 years in the past. Prime Ribb: google search: people i love Prime Ribb: "did you mean" _nobody_? Metredigm: google search: chuck norris Metredigm: "google could not search for chuck norris because you do not find chuck norris. chuck norris finds you." Metredigm: don't even try to run a google search in soviet russia Metredigm: it'll be pretty awkward Prime Ribb: in soviet russia Prime Ribb: google searches YOU Prime Ribb: searchs Metredigm: exactly Prime Ribb: whatever Metredigm: alright Prime Ribb: in soviet russia.. well, you find chuck norris Prime Ribb: weird Metredigm: hehe Metredigm: yeah Metredigm: so you are on your laptop? Prime Ribb: yeah Prime Ribb: im at my dads Prime Ribb: so yeah Metredigm: cool Prime Ribb: waiter: how do you like your rib Prime Ribb: me: PRIME Metredigm: ... Metredigm: is has to be "how do you like your ribb" Prime Ribb: whos is Metredigm: i want my baby's ribbs Prime Ribb: oh my god Prime Ribb: also Metredigm: PRIME Prime Ribb: in my pokemon game that i have been playing for 8 hours Metredigm: waiter : how do you like your baby's ribbs Metredigm: PRIME Metredigm: okay that's creepy Prime Ribb: my entire team has latin names Prime Ribb: and what Prime Ribb: what Prime Ribb: what Prime Ribb: what Prime Ribb has changed their name to Prime Baby Ribb. Prime Baby Ribb: there Metredigm: oh yeah Prime Baby Ribb has changed their name to Baby's Prime Ribb. Baby's Prime Ribb has changed their name to Baby's Prime Ribbs. Baby's Prime Ribbs: there Baby's Prime Ribbs has changed their name to Prime mothafuckas. Prime mothafuckas: ther Prime mothafuckas: tats the best name Prime mothafuckas has changed their name to Satan. Satan: thats even better Satan has changed their name to S A T A N. S A T A N has changed their name to Satan. Satan: oh fiddlesticks Metredigm: ... Metredigm: .... Satan has changed their name to G O R D A N. G O R D A N: thats better G O R D A N: gordan Metredigm has changed their name to F R E E M A N. G O R D A N: F R E E M A N G O R D A N: there F R E E M A N: yes, indeed G O R D A N: now me must both play half life F R E E M A N: what are you doing G O R D A N: stopping my pokemon marathon F R E E M A N: freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaaaah G O R D A N: i swear this chat G O R D A N: G O R D A N G O R D A N: F R E E M A N F R E E M A N: F R E E M A N G O R D A N: over and over F R E E M A N is a free man G O R D A N is a gord an F R E E M A N facepalms G O R D A N gordanpalms F R E E M A N didn't even freepalm G O R D A N knows F R E E M A N realizes that sounds really nasty G O R D A N knows G O R D A N FREEMAN G O R D A N F R E E M A N F R E E M A N , G O R D O N G O R D A N gordanpalms F R E E M A N ......facepalms
I am Prime Ribb, and Metredigm is paradox-cube