#odhran gets mail

[carfuckerlynch]

hello i don't follow or know you but I saw your post about turning 30 seeming conceptually foreign and I wanna say it's. weirdly reassuring? i'm turning 18 very very soon and it just does not compute to me that that's even possible. i'm assuming you're a good bit older than 18 (and thus older than i'm able to imagine myself being) so knowing you feel the same way is kinda nice. makes it seem like maybe these feelings are silly and we will get to keep aging.

so yeah sorry if this is weird to say, but thanks for that and have a nice day, tumblr user carfuckerlynch

sorry for leaving this so long. yeah im 25 now and there was a large part of me very convinced I wouldn't make it out of high school. that part isn't gone, and it's floundering now. there's a John darnielle quote ill track down in a minute. I had a massive existential crisis when I turned 20. but the thing is that we just keep going forward every day. I really don't have any advice, this blog is a chronicle of me flailing every day. but I'm not dead yet, and neither are you, so I guess this is what we're doing.

[carfuckerlynch]

Adding “EMULSIFY BUTTER YOU CAN DO IT” to my lexicon

its not even hard!!!! u just reduce your liquid, then fridge-cold to room temperature butter into like. half inch cubes, turn the heat Wayyyyyyy down, if not off, and add them a few at a time. u wanna stir as constantly + vigorously as you can manage, and you can toss the pan from time to time. that is a skill tho the first few times I tried tossing a sauté pan I threw pasta onto myself and the floor. anyway yeah it'll emulsify into a shiny, opaque sauce. you can do it with a little butter to finish a cream sauce or else you can make a buerre blanc or other sauce where its mostly butter. I can post recipes if anyone wants

[carfuckerlynch]

So you don't care about anyone besides trans women? Lol

yea

[carfuckerlynch]

Man you think me being related to dolly parton is wild *I* didn't find out until I was 15 and on a trip to her fucking self themed theme park in TN and my aunt was like oh yeah she's your cousin like twice removed lol

my dear friend how do u do this. what happened to you.

[carfuckerlynch]

for the record you are gay president. sorry we all just decided. yeah it's permanent

ah shit. i’ve decided that by law everyone should do drugs and fuck nasty.

[carfuckerlynch]

do u fuck cars

you dont?

[carfuckerlynch]

i found the poughkeepsie tapes really disappointing. if you've seen the gifsets everyone makes of the same scenes you've seen every scene that's good lmao. they try really hard to push the Killer™ as this like crazy genius and he just seems weird and lame. the movie did NOT hit for me. i would not watch it again

noted!! thank you for the input!! I will probably continue to watch it bc I am bored and trawling tubi's horror section but I will come back and let u know what I think <3

[carfuckerlynch]

help mee. i think you are the person who ive seen post about this movie before. Do You Know. the sci fi(????) movie with a woman who is ? a star? or glows? and its about true love (?) i know this is so vague but im tearing my hair out trying to remember the name of this movie and ive never seen it 🫶 if you cant remember no worries i just thought it was you who put it on my radar. i thought it was called starstruck but my sister has just informed me thats a 2010 disney channel movie and definitely not what i am looking for

Jupiter ascending? with Channing Tatum?