#odie!

[nthropoid]

You know… Toadie and I have spent a great week together but I cannot help but notice and reflect upon a select few stray thoughts I have been having!

When Toadie says something, I find myself imagining it coming out of Odie’s mouth. Is it something he would say? See- when Odie says something unexpected… That is exhilarating and so rewarding!

But if Toadie does it I cannot help but criticize as my mind wanders to the original. While a wonderful gift- does it not pale in comparison?

Being so close to this copy has had the opposite effect of what I hoped it would. I almost miss Odie more now! And hey! I even got to finally see some blue toesies! Todd has 10 of them!

But I cannot help but be disappointed. I actually prefer those funny fake feet Odie has. It is too bad Toadie still has his-

Oh! That gives me an idea!

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TA-DAAA!!!

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Odie! We are out of cornflakes! If you ever had any! It is hard to tell, I am getting accustomed to being “roomies” with you! And you arrange your reading material so strangely... What is this? By author? Alphabetized? Buddy! You have to try sorting them by the amount of PICTURES they have! It do as the kids say; hit different!

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Jacob,

I cannot help but feel that I've been neglecting my duties to you as a friend, thus I am writing with a simple inquiry. It's of no obligation to you, but I was wondering if you might like to join me on an evening walk sometime.

Odious.

Oh Odinsky. You spoil me.

I love going on walks with you! The thought of walking next to you is exhilarating! I will be there, any day, any time. My schedule is cleared on the drop of a hat. A heavy, heavy lead one.

How about tonight? I fear waiting any longer might kill me, Odie. Oh, and I have a gift for you. You are not lactose intolerant are you? That is a courtesy question. I know you inside and out, Big Cat.