Trinkets, Tricks, Traps! We got it ALL!

❦ Nicholas Jacob Thropoid, at your service! ❦ I hunt animals for a living with my pal Beatrice Von Hedd! (@bhedd) ❦ My specialty is building and setting traps! ❦ Yes I AM half monkey! ❦ I love shiny things! ❦     

[nthropoid]

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Can I crash at your place for a few days, man? They’re doin construction near my river and I can’t sleep. :(

-Pax the Platypus

Oh sure thing baby!! My dumpster has enough space for you :D just don't startle my rats..

[nthropoid]

Wow! I sure hope they are building something inconspicuous that warrants no further investigation! :o) I am sure they are. Yes. Very sure.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Better be or I'll personally destroy it myself"

[nthropoid]

I love the "can-do" attitude, Nells! Never change!

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Can I crash at your place for a few days, man? They’re doin construction near my river and I can’t sleep. :(

-Pax the Platypus

Oh sure thing baby!! My dumpster has enough space for you :D just don't startle my rats..

[nthropoid]

Wow! I sure hope they are building something inconspicuous that warrants no further investigation! :o) I am sure they are. Yes. Very sure.

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[slemhosta]

It was a hitman that got her

It was a hitman that got her. All things considered, that wasn’t so strange or unexpected. It was either this, an untimely illness or that f

👻OOOoooOoo story time!👻

I sat down yesterday and wrote a short story featuring Jacob and Beatrice. Get a peek into the mind of of the monkey! What would happen if no one was there to pump the breaks?

🎃Happy Halloween!🎃

[p-vish]

Dudes, I don’t think I can leave my burrow anymore… it’s too heavy to drag out. The monkey dude sitting in the trees above my home frightens me a ton. I wanna trust him, but I don’t wanna end up as a life sized plush toy. Maybe I can pry it off myself if I keep trying. Wish me luck, dudes.

[nthropoid]

He sounds nice, you should trust him. :o)

[madmacci]

Monkey doodle

@nthropoid

[p-vish]

Hello, pal. This is Jacob. :o)

That trap is going to cut off the bloodflow around your arm. And then ooh boy, the necrosis will set in.

I would love to come collect my things and fix you back up!

You did well with getting the tether out of the ground. But that is one big trap for someone like you to drag around! There is a trail all the way to your burrow.

Knock, knock!

May I come in?

Okay, bro, listen. I’m sure you’re a nice guy and everything, but.. I’m not sure I wanna let you into my house, man. It’s not personal, it’s just, I don’t really trust a hunter to come inside, ya dig? Maybe I can get this thing off myself. Thanks for the offer, though.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Pax, I'm going to your ravine, give me a minute, find a way to stop the bleeding!!

Do you want a concha, mijo?

[p-vish]

A concha? What’s that?

[nthropoid]

That really is too bad.

I wish you the best of luck with the release latch! I think you will find the design is a bit... Unconventional. :o)

Putting me on the bench also puts quite a sizeable dent in your survival rate. I packed a lunch and a puzzlebook and will be camping out in a tree outside of your home.

Let me know if you would like to even your odds!

[nthropoid]

monke

You found me! :o)

[p-vish]

Anybody know a vet? I got my arm stuck in a bear trap and I can’t get it out.

[nthropoid]

Oopsie doodle! Does it have a marking on it? Something akin to A1? I have a grid system! It might be mine.

I technically have a veterinary diploma, if you would have me. I know my way around furs and needles. :o)

[p-vish]

For real? Sweet! Thanks dude!

[p-vish]

Wait a sec… I took a look at your profile and I see your into taxidermy. You don’t happen to have any… platypuses in your collection, do ya, bro?

[nthropoid]

No, actually, I am missing one. :o)

Be over in a tick!

[p-vish]

Anybody know a vet? I got my arm stuck in a bear trap and I can’t get it out.

[nthropoid]

Oopsie doodle! Does it have a marking on it? Something akin to A1? I have a grid system! It might be mine.

I technically have a veterinary diploma, if you would have me. I know my way around furs and needles. :o)

[nthropoid]

May make some art with you?

-Et-Her

Of course you can! Your help is instrumental to the completion of my next piece!

[nthropoid]

Jacob,

I cannot help but feel that I've been neglecting my duties to you as a friend, thus I am writing with a simple inquiry. It's of no obligation to you, but I was wondering if you might like to join me on an evening walk sometime.

Odious.

Oh Odinsky. You spoil me.

I love going on walks with you! The thought of walking next to you is exhilarating! I will be there, any day, any time. My schedule is cleared on the drop of a hat. A heavy, heavy lead one.

How about tonight? I fear waiting any longer might kill me, Odie. Oh, and I have a gift for you. You are not lactose intolerant are you? That is a courtesy question. I know you inside and out, Big Cat.

[n-odious-tropy]

Hello, Odious! I hope you're having a pleasant day today. :) What would you say is the biggest differences between you and the Dr. N. Tropy a lot of us are more familiar with?

It's a miracle. Someone with manners. It's not a pleasant day I'm afraid as I'm in a rather frustrating state of agitation. I've not enough patience for the tasks I'd like to finish. Your well wishes would be better spent on someone else.

Now as for your question. I have no personal experience with which to answer, but from what little I've gleaned from the others I can tell you with the utmost certainty I don't like him. The man is excessively haughty and egotistical. He may be competent in his work, but this does not make him any less insufferable. At least I know my limits. The man calls himself the master of time. Oh please.

Personality aside, I find myself much more interested in the studies of interdimensional travel as opposed to fiddling with time itself. I fear too much can go wrong with the practice despite it being in a similar vein to my own research. Theoretically I could potentially dabble in it, but the risks far outweigh the rewards.

[nthropoid]

You write such pretty posts, Odinsky. <3

[nthropoid]

Hi! I try to do the type of art you do but becase i can't kill Animals or Anything exacly I did It with leafs and flowers...

Is ok? Still count as art?

- Et-her

Anything can be art, my dear friend!

You do not need to confine yourself to only using my methods!

While I have you here, in lettered form. Something struck me! You have been quiet lately.

Let me ask you a question as well.

When a mask dies. Do they leave anything behind? :o)

[nthropoid]

would you like a banana? 🍌

I would love a banana!

They are part of my daily diet. :o) I make a mean shake.

[n-odious-tropy]

Why are you blue, if I may ask?

...I suppose you may. Perhaps it's my own fault for not being particular about the questions. At this rate I may as well make a FAQ page.

The mishap with my first rift generator is what caused this unusual hue. Although I must admit the more I'm asked this question, the more I wonder why. I know the catalyst but unfortunately not the logic behind it. I'm not sure whether to consider it luck or misfortune to have survived in the first place, but I feel if I attempted to recreate the conditions leading to my current state I would not survive the second attempt. I know someone who could likely begin to decipher the mystery, however I'd rather have my arms severed as well before I even thought about speaking to him again in my lifetime.

[nthropoid]

I think you would look great with a matching set of prosthetic arms. :o)