#odst ocs

[b33galaxy]

Posting these gay little odsts here because I forget that I need to post abt them so people know what I talk abt when I talk abt anthill

Yay yay anthill :333 @princenothinq is the yellow one. That's traojaw my wife

[briarfox13]

I meant to post this ages ago but meet Fireteam Cerberus! By @/EtherealEOD on Twitter 💚

From left to right, we have:

-Private-the baby of the group and Forerunner enthusiast

-Weasel-Explosive expert and chaos incarnate, she’s called Weasel for a reason

-Doc-Medic and the brains of the group. Cynical but soft-hearted

-Hestia-113-Spartan II and sniper. Grumpy but loves her ODST’s, mess with them you die

-Lance Corporal Thomas-Leader of the ODST’s. Serious and head over heels in love with Hestia

[crystallizedmoon]

(Might make a comic of this later-)

Azad: ... So... I noticed Berat seemed upset about something.

Casimira, getting prepared to hear something bad: Oh?

Azad: I looked at Berat and asked them "Berat? Is everything okay?"

Casimira: ... And?

Azad: They looked me, dead in the eye, their eyes full of tears, and they said to me, "Azad, we go feet first into hell almost every single day... Are we even getting paid for that!?"

Casimira: What did you tell them?

Azad: I said, "BERAT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR AND COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT AND YOUR MAIN CONCERN IS 'ARE WE GETTING PAID'!?"

Casimira: *Silence*

Azad: "... Having said that, I don't know if we're getting paid. And I don't care, I'm too busy worrying about if I'm either going to get cooked alive, bleed out, or both. Pay grades will be an issue for me after this war is over."

Casimira: ... Azad, we do get paid, just not enough-

Azad: That's it, I'm unionizing. *Marches off*

Casimira: yoU JUST SAID YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT PAY GRADES-

*Bonus*

Narrator: Azad did not unionize, however, as he was too scared to do so. He's a fighter, not a planner. And how does one unionize as an ODST?