#odysseyposting

[i-have-no-soul]

*through tears* you are Athena, badass in the arena, unmatched witty and queen of the best strategies we’ve seen *inconsolable sobbing*

[the-maladjustedjester]

I’m islapfloorposting again but honestly it’s the perfect episode in terms of comedy. Sorry. If only there wasn’t an entire decade’s worth of context you need to fully appreciate it.

[chtonicscion]

whyyyyy is the Odyssey translation I'm reading (it's a Portuguese one) saying the sun cattle were HYPERION'S while most versions seem to say they are HELIO'S (which, ya know, is what makes sense bc Helio is the sun god, Hyperion is the old AF titan of light and all and Helio's father but he's not the SUN GOD)

Greek myths make me crazy sometimes fr

[the-maladjustedjester]

In my head this is Eugene seeing Richard again in DBD after years of absence

Like damn I could’ve really easily hated you to take my mind off my breakup, unfortunately you’re too damn charismatic and repentant

[the-maladjustedjester]

Need either or both of the Blackgaard twins to forcemasc me

[the-maladjustedjester]

Eugene Meltsner the type of guy to have khakis for going out and when he gets home he changes into a different pair of khakis

[the-maladjustedjester]

Mildly nsfw//

Eugene spends months on end researching BDSM “literature” and studying shibari diagrams and zines, preparing himself for a surprise demonstration on Richard. Richard thinks this is adorable, and teases him about it until Eugene starts securing him; he learns very quickly that Eugene can be quite a determined and strict dom when he has a script to follow.

He claims Eugene did “alright, for a beginner”, though he won’t be able to stop thinking about this night for a while.

[the-maladjustedjester]

Richard is at most 5’8”. Eugene is at least 6’. Richard’s heels in drag make him taller than Eugene. This disorients Eugene (positive)