#of debateable quality

[glassalbatrosses]

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Summary:

Cesare has spent so long being dead that it takes a while for him to remember how to be alive. That includes all the strange bodily functions that come with it.

Or,

Cesare hasn't had a hard-on in one thousand years.

Allen wants to celebrate.

11K words of nsfw cesdoc in honor of Cesare getting his fluids back.

Merry Christmas to you, my friends (aren't we in January? it's 100% January).