GlassAlbatross

This is a placeholder for now lmao

[kuneruru]

a weak little frog

[nicoyarobin]

[glassalbatrosses]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Cesare has spent so long being dead that it takes a while for him to remember how to be alive. That includes all the strange bodily functions that come with it.

Or,

Cesare hasn't had a hard-on in one thousand years.

Allen wants to celebrate.

11K words of nsfw cesdoc in honor of Cesare getting his fluids back.

Merry Christmas to you, my friends (aren't we in January? it's 100% January).

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[glassalbatrosses]

Ngl the only thing I could think when Cesare coughed up blood was "omg he got his fluids back congrats Allen"

[glassalbatrosses]

Your Twitter was suspended, so I did not see if the Crossguild plushies were fully funded, any updates? I paid for a bundle of all three a while back. :((

Yes, thank you for your patience! They were funded, and they're actively with the factory in production. I don't have many updates at this time but my currently active twt is @dearestanimal so that's where I'll be putting major updates (if you're not an adult yet pls don't go to my twt- I'll try and make update posts here as well!)

[glassalbatrosses]

✧CROSS GUILD PLUSHIES PREORDER OPEN! ✧

Get your own Clown, Croc, or Hawk here:

https://dearestanimal.bigcartel.com

Dearestanimal

Preorders are planned to be open until April 6!

As these are a high-cost item, if the minimum order quantity is not met, then refunds will be issued for the plush that is not funded.

Reblogs appreciated to help reach the MOQ!

[willowcrowned]

they’re putting me under house arrest for saying I wanted to fuck that old man

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

[hiveswap]

I love edgy ass unsociable fictional men 99% of the time theyre literally just autistic

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

[ijaazat]

do you have a morning routine

wake up fight myself

[precision-instrument]

[bingosomen]

[justanotherfanartist]

he’s my baby boy he’s 34 he’s not real I would kill for him

[dragonhoardingwips-deactivated2]

When you leave your writing in the middle of a sentence, come back to it and you're like "Where the FUCK was I going with this?"

[fagsromana]

"they shouldve fucked raw" actually is the most insightful and thought provoking commentary and analysis that can be said for any media and if you disagree you'll never make it in this business