Jul 27, 2018
“Seriously. I’m wearing knee high stockings. It shouldn’t be this hard to get laid.” // “ABC, man. Always be cute.” // 💗
“seriously. i’m wearing knee high stockings. it shouldn’t be this hard to get laid.”
“i agree. do i need to go hunting for potential candidates? i’m not sure what you’re looking for, but i could also suggest pulling them down a little more? knees are pretty spicy so maybe showing more would be like putting milkshakes out in the yard... or whatever people say these days.”
“abc, man. always be cute.”
“i thought i was already cute already? is it the new shoes? oh gosh, it’s the new shoes, isn’t it?”
💗= if you could hug anyone, who would it be?
answered here.