meme | 10 house rules our muses would have | accepting | @ofcyrogenics
Inside one of their most beloved cookbooks is a set of dog-eared pages; each with one small note written neatly inside the corner.
IF NORA FINDS MUSIC DURING HER TRAVELS; FINNEGAN MUST PLAY IT FOR HIS BROADCAST, OR DURING CHORE TIME (which takes place before 6 PM, after dinner). — [written on a page for butterscotch bars]
WEAPONS MUST BE LEFT AT THE DOOR. They belong in a little basket labeled ‘WEAPONS’; not at the table. AUTOMATONS CAN BE PLACED IN THE GARAGE OUTSIDE. — [written on a page for chocolate cheesecake]
ALL | ANY PETS ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE STUDIO. They are, however, allowed in the house at any time.— [written on a page for strawberry shortcake]
RAINY DAYS WILL BE MET WITH EARL GREY + CINNAMON AND WARM MILK; REGARDLESS OF SEASON.— [written on a page for cinnamon-roasted almonds]
ONE SONG REQUEST DAILY; LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. ( Side note : An extra or two is allowed, if the mood is exceptionally poor. )— [written on a page for coconut shortbread]
BRING SNACKS FOR THE ENTIRE SETTLEMENT IF YOU ARE TO VISIT. A list of food allergies for each settlement is provided below... — [written on a page for chocolate chip cookies]
NOBODY IS REQUIRED TO STAY; NOBODY IS REQUIRED TO LEAVE.— [written on a page for gingersnaps]
DO NOT PROVOKE OTHERS TO ENCOURAGE ORIGINAL ACCENTS. THIS IS NEVER FUNNY.— [written on a page for plum tarts]
ALL FOOD MESSES MUST BE CLEANED UP IMMEDIATELY BY THE PERSON WHO CREATED THEM. This is for the safety of pets and residents.— [written on a page for peach pie]
JOKES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME. Jokes relating to ice and being frozen for a long period of time, however, are not.— [written on a page for lemon cream puffs]