#off brand post

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Every day I must remind myself to stop talking 🙃 because I'm annoying 🙃 and I either forget and then people hate me 🙃 or I don't forget and people stop talking to me entirely 🙃

I cannot win.

[expy-ceri]

ok. so. i completely beat mario rpg today. and. was i the only one that thought culex looked like… this. as a kid??

my ass did NOT see an anime dude

LIKE????

was i just a REALLY STUPID kid???? i would have lost my fucking mind today if i hadn’t already figured out he was not, in fact, an incomprehensible horror monster.

……actually that would have been really funny

[detroitbecomeyandere]

Another off brand thirst post, brought to you by my thirsty brain. Karl Heisenberg, why is everyone sleeping on him when we should be sleeping with him? If you have followed me for a while you'd know I'm not into the daddy kink or anything like that but my only thought when he came on screen was "daddy please"

But like look at this fucker and tell me he doesn't get your blood pumping. And like he's so strong too, see that hammer? Apparently it's so heavy no one else can lift it God he could lift you with one hand and throw you across his room like it was nothing. Lord this hobo mechanic can take me any day.

Like imagine trying to get away from the lycans and you end up at his factory, at first thinking you are safe because it seems like they can't get in only for this random ass man to start hunting you down. At first Hesinburg is annoyed as shit that this little human broke into his home and keeps escaping him but every close call just makes him respect you a little more, and a little horny. When he finally gets you corned you think he's gonna tear you apart, instead he rips your clothes off and pins you against the wall. You better hope you are a little wet because he's not going to bother preparing you more than thrusting a finger or two into you for a moment before he plunges his rock hard cock completely into you with one thrust. He's gonna fuck you hard and fast and you are just gonna have to hold onto him for dear life as he fucks you to the brink of consciousness. He cums with a moan so deep it sounds like a growl, he pulls out of you and you think he is finally going to kill you. To your horror and surprise he uses his powers to wrap you up in a metal coffin and drags you to his room for some more fun.

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Me: wanting to change my name. Having wanted to change my name since I learned you could legally do so as a teenager.

Me (at 22): My mom is dead, nothing is holding me back from changing my name. Except my grandma. I will wait until she's gone.

Me (at 29): my grandma is dead, nothing is holding me back from changing my name.

Me (still at 29): Maybe I'm just having a breakdown and don't actually want to do it. Maybe I do want to keep this fuck ass name if only because I've been known as this name for 30 years. Even though I hate it.

Ugh.

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Sunday scaries but not because I don't enjoy my job it's just me knowing I have to go be around people who do not like me for 8 hours a day 5 days a week.

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

The printer at work and I are locked in an eternal battle. I am losing.

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

I find out today if I lose my financial aid permanently. Not sure which outcome I want. Guess we'll find out ✨️in the moment✨️

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Going to go look at a car I can't afford todayyy 🤪