#off my ass

[katrara]

i have to hold myself back from bevoming a 2012 internet troll when seeing weasley bashing and snape/draco apologists

that is all.

[hearts-hunger]

I don't know bout y'all but I could go for Ben jones Hardy dicking me down rn

[gingerincense]

I can’t scroll through tumblr high, I just reblog everything I see bc I think everything is hilarious

[radioh]

i was rlly [redacted] today im rebranding.

[vocez]

[jaynerang-blog]

I honestly don't remember this photo

[silverwing3007]

Riding the Bumper

Please do NOT ride someone’s bumper! I do not care how much of a hurry your dumbass is in. First off it’s dangerous. If you’re riding my bumper like a cheap hooker and I suddenly hit the break you’re going in too deep! There will be ripping, tearing, possibly blood (hopefully not.) Your vehicle will be damaged, mine will be damaged, you may be damaged, I’ll probably be damaged. The police will be called. It will be a huge mess.

So if you ARE riding my bumper like a lover who just can’t get enough of my ass I’m going to slow things down. Come on baby, let’s just cuddle. And when you’re getting flustered but have to go my speed I will take great satisfaction when I glance in my rearview mirror and see you visibly getting pissed off. Then I’ll slow down some more.

[labyrinthheaven]

some of the funnier snap highlights of yesterday