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On today’s episode of Shit Seán Says That Has My Side in Stitches 😂

Seriously, this is the best part of watching his videos. When he ends up saying something so outrageous you have to double-take and be like WHAT, then you laugh your ass off at the sheer stupidity lol

therealjacksepticeye

Sometimes even I forget what I say

kisa-ombra

Bruce and Tim <3

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Every charge cable deserves these

silverwing3007

@tinyearthquakepatrol SO CUTE!!

theensomnios

This blew up on Twitter so for the tumblr crowd, I got ‘for exposured’

theensomnios

So to acknowledge a few things in the notes/tags

I already posted it to r/choosingbeggers and r/forexposure

The ref they sent was an OC, I censored it mostly because there’s a pretty good chance it was stolen art

I censored their name and icon because even though they were a total asshole, I’’m not about sending hoards after anybody

A lot of the tags are complaining about Men™ and The Straights™ but she was actually your standard Gal Power by Tits TERF

And seriously, thanks for all of your support, this ended up being funny but like everyone is saying, don’t do this to anyone, writers, artists, whatever else, just don’t do it

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chillin on a Saturday night

thepope

Calm down jojo

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you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

totallyfubar

I dunno, man,

sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

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get on my level boys

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

nerdgul

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

tyrannosarcophagous

this post appears once every million years

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

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oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots

this is A DREAM COMING TRUE

ukelele-and-succulents

Reeeeee

silverwing3007

!!!!!!!!!!!

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NEW SCREENSHOTS OF BULBASAUR FROM DETECTIVE PIKACHU

batfamquotes

dick grayson: Everyone, thank you for making time in your busy schedules to come together.

jason todd: I didn’t make time for shit. You dragged me here.

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Look at your bookshelf, that is likely the only place on earth those books are together and organised in that order

m3t30r-sh0w3rs

If we’re bringing back the citrus scale can we also bring back terms like notp and crack ship instead of sending people death threats for ships you don’t like

guardiandae

Can we also legitimately bring back ‘squicks’ for topics that just… gross you out for whatever reason, no explanation needed. I’m tired of this culture where you apparently have to justify everything you like or don’t like by digging into your personal mental health or history, and people building supreme court cases for Why I Don’t Like This Thing And No One Else Should Either, EVER!

Example:

“Hey, have you read this fic?”

“No, sorry, mpreg squicks me out.”

“Oh, okay, no worries!”

Easy peasy.

led-lite

Co-signed.

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i’m happy that mcu peter’s spidey sense isn’t being shown as a miracle worker, like i’m happy peter’s sense went off to danger that was laughably close to peter. people have this misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey films) that his spidey sense will give peter a heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but that’s not the case. like there have been many times when peter’s spidey sense doesn’t really alert him to danger until the danger is really close, sometimes close enough that regular people have already noticed said danger.

and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can go off to things that aren’t necessarily a threat but COULD be. like a wad of paper being thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor that could make him slip. so sometimes peter just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit that really isn’t that dangerous. the sense is basically like a really reliable, and sometimes annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so cool but it’s still a sense not that different from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it isn’t all powerful or always very helpful.

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madmen

radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero!

the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good teenager is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety.

parkernoir

and-chaos-ensues

This isn’t your average, every-day anxiety

This is

Advanced Anxiety

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Always worth fighting for

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penny-anna

Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but there’s no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.

Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilbo’s next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? I’m not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.

Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years like ‘Mr Baggins… blease… it’s been 10 years… he was eleventy-one… can we fill out his death certificate yet’ and Frodo was like ‘absolutely not’.

Early on he genuinely couldn’t bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrate’s office than anything else.

61below

I raise you: the hobbitish bureaucracy has no means to re-declare someone dead. They had no precedent to declare someone who was once-dead dead again. They would need the Thain, the Mayor, and the Master of Buckland to agree to changing the statute, and since the Thain and the Master are too amused by the whole henclucking that they haven’t gotten round to it just yet.

telltalelily

I’m upping the stakes with: last time Bilbo was declared dead when he was, in fact, not dead, they removed the law stating that you can have someone declared dead without a body, so when Bilbo left (happily aware of this legal loophole and snickering) he could never become legally dead again.

penny-anna

I am loving the implication here that Bilbo can literally never die in the eyes of the law. He’d love that.

apathetic-revenant

a hobbit parent telling their kids the story of Mad Baggins and being like “thanks to a loophole in hobbit law he’s technically still alive today”

a hobbit child misinterprets this and lies awake at night worrying that Mad Baggins is still out there and will appear in their room without warning

thorin

cryptid bilbo baggins

butchmime

i feel like. those gay boys who do makeup literally hav no idea how harmful makeup is to women because. theyre not expected to wear it they didnt grow up with that so its just a fun hobby to them. like this one time i was talking to this friend of a friend twink who has MUA in his instagram bio at a concert and he had like obv spent two hours doing his whole face highlight contour all the cut crease or whatever stuff and he was being real nice and then he was like “you have such good facial structure! i could do your makeup sometime itd be real fun!” and i was like thank you but nah i dont wear makeup anymore it fucked me up for a long time and made me feel real bad abt myself and. i swear he looked like a lost puppy he was glancing around like he was doing math equations in his head like he Could Not Process how my wearing makeup would hurt my self esteem bc? he does it to feel good and express himself! its 100% a personal choice for him! and i feel like these guys just have no idea how bad it is for women because its never been expected or required of them

butchmime

im gonna!! add a lil something here bc ppl are misinterpreting this so reblog this version instead if ud like

-gay men are very brave and it is very hard for them to wear makeup. i didnt put this in this post because it’s not what it’s about, i didnt wanna make the post any longer than it was, and i feel like the mainstream media has done a relatively good job of showing that gay men are Very brave for wearing makeup and its something that does get talked abt

-the empowerment that men can feel through makeup creates a very different point of view from it than women who are expected to wear it. i think this leads them to not fully be aware of the harms it can cause women because while its talked a lot abt on tumblr not everyone. has tumblr and the mainstream media has done a Terrible job of showing this

-gay men who wear makeup arent at fault for not knowing abt it i just think it isnt talked abt like at all in their makeup communities specifically because they are makeup communities. its not their fault for not knowing but its def def def something we need to talk abt more and in general because that’s really a topic that often goes under the radar

-im not attempting to pit women against men here i just think men who wear makeup need to be aware at the difference in the ways makeup is defying the norm (men wearing it goes against society’s expectations, women not wearing it goes against society’s expectations) and thats def a thing men and women can unite over i dont want anyone thinking that this is a Men vs Women Whos Right Should We Wear Makeup Or Not thing

-terfs/radfems/transmisogynists don’t touch this post it’s not for you and trans women are fully included in all mentions of “women” in this post