#off smut

[smolderingsteak08]

Seeing this comic dub has done irreparable damage to my brain my face gets all hot whenever I watch this god why is giant frog Zacharie so hot

I think he and Bad Batter should have freaky monster sex together

[beeboafterdark]

Day 1 of caging: Solo. 66 days remain

from tomorrow on, these will be just doodles! I went a lil far here, he's just so beautiful to me 😅

i'm going to attempt drawing a caged doodle every day until the 0ff r3make comes out inspired by @offswitch34🙏🙏🙏 (sorry for the tag!! Thanks for the super hot writing)

[offswitch34]

{ i love the symbolism of batter being a puppet, but i also want batter to just be a good little doll }

{ being left with his own thoughts must be so exhausting, maybe he needs someone to take control again. enough to get him to drop his bat and make him oh so pliant. }

{ he'd be blissfully under my strings, dressed up in cute lingerie as i play with him. i would call him beautiful and praise him while he gets all dolled up. }

{ the sense of being nothing more than a puppet with strings might lull him into a soft feeling of comfort. enough to turn his brain off as he kisses and rides me. such a pretty plaything that wants to please and be used. }

{ doll batter my beloved <3 }

[decayingloverboy]

batter n zach doodles b4 bed eeeeehhehehehehehehheh

[bonketh]

[ wet dreams ]

zone 1 was dark , apart from the soft glow from the various lamp posts that littered the concrete pathways that had very few elsen standing around mindlessly .

you sighed softly , standing in the center of a room . you and the batter had found a nice little building in the middle of the zone , nice enough to hunker down in for a few moments before moving on to defeating the gaurdian of the current zone .

the only bad thing about the room was that there was only one bed . convenient , right ? " player ? are you alright ? you ' ve been standing in the center of the room for about five minutes now . " the batter spoke , his gaze pinpointed towards you .

or so you guess , you could never really tell where he was looking . his gaze was always hidden and shadowed by his baseball cap .

" oh , yeah , sorry about that . " you chime , sending a nervous smile towards the tall male as you made your way towards the soft , plushy bed in the room .

the batter glanced around cautiously , before walking over to the bed as well . " so , there ' s only one bed . . err . . " " i ' ll stay up . "

you look at the batter , frowning . " you can ' t just stay awake , batter . you gotta get some rest as well , besides , we could just . . make a barrier outta pillows or . . somethin ' . . - " you suggest , shrugging once you were finished speaking .

" that ' s not really necessary , player . " " batter , you ' re getting sleep ! " you huff , crossing your arms across your chest as you scowled .

" . . if you insist . "

you laid on your side , covered by the heavy blanket as you nuzzled into your pillow , stiff and tense . the batter laid next to you , on his back , stiff as well .

you couldn ' t tell whether or not he was asleep or awake . you hum quietly , closing your eyes as you sighed , relaxing in your spot .

you blinked open your eyes whenever you heard the batter huff quietly , shifting in his spot slightly . then you heard nothing .

huh .

so maybe he is asleep after all . you brought yourself into a fetal position , cuddling into the bed even more . it was still a bit cold , and so the weighted blanket helped alot .

" player . . "

you stiffened up again . holy shit , was he awake this whole time ? did he know you were awake as well ?

a rumble emmited from the batter ' s chest as he let out another huff , more shaky than before .

is

is he having a dream ?

your face warmed up as thoughts invaded your mind .

you groaned quietly , shaking your head as you closed your eyes again . you squeezed them shut whenever you heard a whine escape from batter ' s throat .

so what , he ' s having a wet dream , atleast it ' s not about anyone in particul -

" [ y / n ] . . - "

well there ' s that .

you sat up slowly , hesitantly glancing over towards the shirtless batter , who laid in bed , stiff as could be . well . definitely stiff .

you choked on air , frowning as your face warmed up even more . jesus , your face was practically on fire .

" b - batter ? " you whisper awkwardly , gently pressing the pads of your pointer finger and your middle finger against the batter ' s bare shoulder .

he was warm to the touch . hot , even .

wait no - like - literally - dude was heated like a fucking oven . the male flinched at the contact , his eyes immediately snapping open . you gasped upon seeing the four red orbs flick into your direction .

" . . player ? " he muttered quietly , his brows furrowing in confusion as he slowly sat up . " ah - sorry to wake you - you were making weird noises and such . . - "

the batter blinked - and boy , was it a bit weird . . but cool , regardless - " apologies . " the batter whispered , shaking his head as he ran his hand through his short hair .

" i was having an . . odd dream , to say the least . . " he spoke , his pale cheeks having a faint pink dusting them .

" oh . nightmare ? " you asked stupidly , knowing damn well that he was obviously having a dream about / you / .

" hm , i wouldn ' t say that . it wasn 't a bad dream . " the batter said , shrugging his shoulders as his lower pair of eyes closed , the other two staying open as he continued looking down at you .

despite sitting down , and being hunched over , he was still taller than you by a long shot .

" uh huh . right - well , as long as you ' re alright . " you hum , nodding your head as you moved your fingers away from his shoulder , placing your hand back onto the bed .

the batter ' s gaze towards you broke as he glanced to the side . he was . . flustered ?

" something wrong ? " you ask , and upon asking that , the batter tensed , his face even more red . " because of the dream , it caused . . ehm . . " he paused , shaking his head as he tapped the bed with his pointer finger .

you stared at him , your gaze slowly falling to his heaving chest , then to his lap , where the blanket covered .

" oh . "

. . .

" OH ! AH - SORRY - " you screech , covering your face as you scoot backwards , yelping whenever you fell off the bed . batter jolted , quickly shifting towards your side of the bed , glancing over the side .

" a - are you alright - ? " he asked , grasping your wrist firmly , tugging you back onto the bed . although , the batter was prett strong , swinging his bat basically 24 / 7 .

he grunted whenever you came into contact with his torso , face planting right into his chest . you cough awkwardly , leaning back as you splayed your hands out against his stomach .

" sorry - " you mutter , staring down into your - or , his lap . you were seated / on / his lap . the batter tutted , shaking his head . " i should be apologizing . " he said quietly , his hands on your hips as he steadied you , so that you wouldn ' t fall again .

" ah ha , no - it 's - nevermind , lets just get to sleep . " you push , attempting to slide off of his lap . " okay , " the batter responded blandly , his grip tightening on yout waist whenever you shifted .

" ah . it ' d be better if i just picked you up , instead . " he strained out nervously . " that ' d be too much of a hassle . " you say , shaking your head .

" p - player - " he stuttered out , frowning slightly whenever you tried sliding off again . " wait - why - oh . oh . . " you say in sudden realization , now stiff in his lap .

you weren ' t the only thing that was stiff in his lap . your face flushed as you let out a squeak , your hands hurriedly lifting to cover your warm face .

" i - it ' s because of the dream , isn ' t it . . ? " you whispered softly , feeling something warm and rough poke your thigh . " i ' d wish to forget . " the batter groaned out , staring directly at your covered face .

AND THEN YOU AND BATTER UWU THE END HHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH fuck. here. have the smut part. sighhhhhhhhHHH

" sorry ! " you shout , shaking your head quickly in embarrassment as the batter ' s slender fingers wrapped around your wrists entirely , slowly sliding them from your face .

" do you . . wish to help me . . ? " he asked quietly , his hands releasing your wrists , now settling back on your hips as you stared into his red eyes .

" i - i uhm . . i don ' t . . mind . . - "

" hm . "

next thing you know , the batter ' s soft lips are pressed against your own , practically molding perfectly together . you whimpered softly , leaning into the kiss as the batter shifted in his spot , his hips moving against your own in a rythimic like way .

the batter parted the kiss , leaning back slightly , chuckling whenever you continued leaning forwards , chasing the kiss .

the batter scooped you up , rearranging the position you were both in . now , with you lying down on your back , the batter hovered over you , caging you in his arms .

" agh - " you choke out , feeling the batter stretch you like nothin ever has before .

okay no more i literally c a n t - why uwu fucky wucky so hard to draw good fuckin l o r d . hope this is enough to suffice h h h

any mistakes? welp, sorry, im running off of 3 minutes of sleep sheeeeeeeeshhh

[smolderingsteak08]

Had another freaky OFF dream this time it was with the Elsens

So a group of em had created a serum made from the ectoplasm of specters, it wasn’t really specified why they made or what it was supposed to be for but doesn’t matter

Anyways one of them was the test subject for the serum he drank it, immediately he doubled over clutching his stomach as it gurgled loudly and began swelling up, it stopped as the subject now had a small tear drop shaped stomach

The scientists immediately decided to keep the subject in a test room where they can observe him to see any other changes

After a while the subject clutched his stomach again as it swelled up again, growing rapidly pressing his shirt until the buttons popped out, it finished and now the subject looked huge.

The scientists came into the room touching and prodding at the subject’s giant stomach then using a monitor to check inside, turns out the serum caused the subject to become pregnant and the growth of the baby was accelerated

[smolderingsteak08]

Batter and Zacharie have fucked in the office in the Zone 2 amusement park so much the Elsen guarding the room practically knows Batter by this point that they don’t even need to ask him for permission to enter

They’ve heard EVERYTHING in that room the walls are pretty thick so they were LOUD in there and afterwards they just see the boss, Zacharie, stumbling out the door legs shaking covered in sweat and some cum with Batter stumbling behind him as well covered in hickeys with a half open tunic showing more hickeys and bite marks on his chest

[offswitch34]

{ we need more yandere sugar in the world }

{ she's just so.. offputting. shes locked in a cellar and away from everything. she laughs over the frightening world outside. sugar keeps her full, yet she doesn't burn. and she sees past batters disguise and calls him a scary duckie. }

{ but what if she also sees you? someone with strings all wound up around the monster like a music box. an angel she can play with. her room is so empty, and she doesn't want to be alone anymore. }

{ leave mr. ducky and come dance with her instead. take some sugar and fall into wonderland :-) }