Aug 4, 2017
Eng1: I have a severe peanut allergy and may lapse into anaphylactic shock if I so much as look at the biscuit tin now that you have contaminated it with peanut biscuits. If that does happen, please be prepared to perform an epinephrine injection upon my person once the foaming at my mouth has ceased.
Eng2: Or we could turf your twitching corpse out the window and pretend we'd never met you.
Eng1: Can you at least open the window first please?
Eng2: Oh? You want the _nice_ offboarding process?
