#offense class

[thonkiosstaiyaki]

Something in my.. mindd...

[mc-killarx]

Redrawing the entire mercs... Maybe...

First, the offense classes!!

[gaybonk]

The Mercs & Fatherhood

Offense | Defense | Support

Pyro

Pyro might need a bit of supervision themself, but with the right partner they can really shine as a parent. Their own sense of childlike innocence makes it so that they easily get along with their kid(s) and never grow tired of playing with them. Pyro will absolutely pass down any of their toys and trinkets and would absolutely adore if their kid(s) took as much of an interest in it as they did. Pyro won't pressure their child to "grow up" or act "mature", quite the opposite actually. They never want their child to lose their sense if childlike wonder and very much instills the importance of imagination and positivity in their life.

Scout

Scout is the kind of guy that fatherhood would be a huge wake up call to. The moment he brings that child into the world he's 100% dedicated to them. Dad Scout, while still a goofball at heart, is noticeably more mature, and he's fully aware it's because of his kid(s). He says stuff like about how his kid(s) made him a better man, or "put things in perspective" for him. You can always see a bit of the good ol' Scout come through however with how desperately he tries to be the "cool dad". The way he boasts about his kid(s) accomplishments is also very reminiscent of how Scout used to talk about himself. He can't help being a bit too proud of them. At the end of the day, he just wants his kid(s) to think the world of him and to be everything he wanted in a father.

Soldier

Soldier is extremely enthusiastic about bringing a child(ren) into this world and raising them in the "land of opportunity" with Zhanna. For that reason, should they stray away from how he wants them to be, he wouldn't be too upset. As far as he sees it, in the land of the free you can be anything, and who is he to spit in the face of the American way?

That being said, Soldier would do his damnedest to prepare his child(ren) for anything the world could throw at them. This of course includes enduring the Russian winter to see Zhanna's side of the family. Zhanna of course instilled her own family beliefs onto Soldier and their child(ren), and makes a point of making raising them a team effort. Between aunties, uncle Heavy and their godfather, Demoman, Soldier never has to worry about his kid(s) being unprepared for whatever life has to offer.

[starstainedtea]

boom caramba

aha- look, i drew bomber using a few brown shades uhhh

[rainbowshade03]

◤Offense Class◥

『Ms.Pauling』

◣Defense Class◢

≫Support Class≪

[scoutsbonksoda-blog]

Omg ur yandere asks are a blessing lmao and... ummm how bout the crying and broken s/o locked up after a punishment but with the offense class?

ScoutHe can’t help himself. He pulls his sweetheart out and swings her around in his arms with joy. It’s an amazing night after that, but the next day he realizes he should be more careful. It’s walking on eggshells after that. Any little mistake could land his lover back in that cell.

SoliderTough luck. This is a punishment, sweetie, and even if he forgives you… That’s no excuse to clear you of something you deserve. He’s sweet afterward, but slip up again and he’ll make sure you remember what happens after misbehavior.

PyroPyro doesn’t even realize you’re calling for him. He puts you away for the amount of time he’s told himself he would and only comes back after that amount of time. He’s fast to smother you in a big hug, though. 

[papyskellington]

So, I’m not great at this tumblr thing and this is like the 80th time I’ve tried posting this but hope you enjoy some aesthetic mercs. I only really planned to do Medic so sorry if they’re not great ahah.

[starstainedtea]

I think bomber is neat. Is there more you can tell us about her? Like her backstory

first, i’m glad you like bomb! second, here ya go, my dear friend:

bomb is the seventh out of thirteen children. her family, the estrellas, have a very tight-knit bond. there’s five main things that their empire’s built on. weaponry, animal exploitation, drug tradings, australium scavenging and hoarding (for bidding reasons) and funding illegal underground exchanges. 

i guess there’s also killing people but those depend on the reason.

she didn’t agree with most of the things her family does so she took the chance of creating weapons, bombs, specifically. nothing too interesting, just excelling in chem and etc., earning her father’s trust and- oh? what’s this? her family friend introducing a potential husband?

damn they hit it off well, huh? her and mr. stefano mussomelli, a smart man and her first genuine lover! 

oh they hated their family, how exploitable, pathetic and power-hungry they were. the two were so in love they wanted to leave together, but something struck mr. stefano.

the day of the wedding, bomb woke up alone, and her engagement ring felt cold. 

she still wore her wedding dress, hoping for the best. only to hear that her lover’s gone. stefano was like a ghost. blueprints, creations- gone. but bomb couldn’t care less. where was her lover?

running away from her home after her dear mother died, she left with a bang. literally;

she blew up six manufacturing companies of the estrella and mussomelli brand. 

two years, hiding somewhere in new mexico, serving in a diner and occasionally doing mercenary jobs, she lived a life in hiding with the name delilah ramos. taking the name of her mother in memory of her.

but.. it changed when miss pauling lured her into a job.

it was exciting and all but.. 

“▄▄▄▄▄▄▄.” She sneered, her eye twitching, annoyed. God, she’d know that annoying hairstyle anywhere.

"I have no idea who or what you're talking about." he replied, cool and collected, still turned towards the window. The warm sunlight managed to bounce off his face and sunglasses, forming a bit of a reflection in the window.

the future’s uncertain, but with that coward working alongside her, she’s sure that nothing good will come off of it.

i had fun doing this!! thank youuu! feed my ask more bb 7w7.

have a nice dayyy!