Jun 22, 2025
the offensives
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the offensives
Guys I think it’s been a while since I’ve answered some asks 👀
A bunch of offense team stuff cuz I like the dynamic of em :] also cuz soldier has janked up teeth and decides to make scout feel better
THEY’RE TOONS?? 😨😨😨
USA isn’t even playing, man.
Part 2 of my TF2 Mercs! (Offense Classes Edition!!!)
Meet the Red Heavy!
Extra info:
Home Location: Russia 🇷🇺
Sexuality: Gay
Skin Color: Very Light Rose (#F7E1E3)
Eye Color: Light Brown
Hair Color: Light Brown
Cosmetics: Unshaved Bear, Paka Parka, and Holiday Punch.
If the Trope of Gentle Giant became a person. He is this person!
He also loves to read stories to his team Scout.
Meet the Blu Heavy!
Extra info:
Home Location: Poland 🇵🇱
Sexuality: Gay
Skin Color: Medium Almond (#D19C7D)
Eye Color: Brown (#5D3B1A) and Light Blue (#7696FD)
Hair Color: Black (#000000)
Cosmetics: Horned Honcho, Gabe Glasses, and Siberian Sweater.
Not only he is chill big boi. But he is a sleepy boi. You might catch him taking a little nap with his team's Sniper and Scout.
He would at times to show off his abilities if his teammates try their hardest not to fall asleep.
Meet the Red Engineer!
Extra info:
Home Location: Mexico 🇲🇽 (He is Afro Mexican)
Sexuality: Straight (Ally)
Skin Color: Dark Brown (#341C02)
Eye Color: Blue (#0000FF)
Hair Color: Black (#000000)
Cosmetics: Peacenik's Ponytail, Western Wraps, and Texas Half-Pants.
Tomás would tell stories to his team about his and his brother stories about their Family Ranch.
He also has a soft spot for rabbits.
Meet the Blu Engineer!
Extra info:
Home Location: Mexico 🇲🇽 (He is Afro Mexican)
Sexuality: Bisexual
Skin Color: Dark Brown (#341C02)
Eye Color: Red (#FF0000)
Hair Color: Black (#000000)
Cosmetics: Big Country and Westcoat.
Emiliano has more of a soft spot for reptiles.
He also loves to doodle. But he mainly doodles when he has nothing to do.
Meet the Red Demoman!
Extra info:
Home Location: Paris 🇫🇷
Sexuality: Gay
Skin Color: Brown (#5D3B1A)
Eye Color: Metallic Gold (#D4AF47)
Hair Color: Black (#000000)
Cosmetics: Prince Tavish's Crown, King of Scotland Cape, Mann of the Seven Sees, Mine Sweepers, Eye Catcher (Red), and Eyelander.
Régis would flirt with his knight when they both fight face to face. They never end up killing each other. Always ending up in each other arms. But hey... Can't really blame them!
The sword has been passed down in his family for many generations. He promised his parents that he would use the sword honorably.
Meet the Blu Demoman!
Extra info:
Home Location: Ireland 🇮🇪
Sexuality: Gay
Skin Color: Extra Deep Almond (#665148)
Eye Color: Green Blue (#064E40)
Hair Color: Black (#000000)
Cosmetics: Dark Falkirk Helm, Dark Age Defender, Sole Saviors, and Claidheamh Mòr.
Alastair family tree are filled knights. His family has been serving and protecting Régis's family for many centuries. They see each other as friends. Well... Alastair and Régis see each other more than friends.
His main hobbies is to write poems. And he only let's Régis see them. Because he knows that Régis loves to read them all!
I couldn't help myself
Scout: Hey, Solly, ya Eva’ wonder what Pyro is? Like what if he is actually a hot chick or someth’n
Soilder: Oí! Sissy! Show Scout what’s in your pants!
(Deleted bit at the end-
Soilder: My God… HE BURNED THEM OFF!)
yea I know someone prob already did this and it’s an old joke but I wanted to draw some “Pyro’s gender is fire” stuff ^-^
*Offense reading bibles*
Scout: Why are we doing this?
Soldier: Because I want to join the church up the street and Pyro needs to learn some morals and values.
Scout: *Looks at Pyro and back at Soldier* You look at him and tell me there's a god.
I’m starting to think that my little aether offense team is stronger than I realize...they’re killing meta teams that I have absolutely no business fighting without too much issue...the only think they struggle with are beasts and healers because they are very dependent on counter attacking...so yeah, I’m really proud of these little goof balls! >w<
To be honest my only weak link is Titania so I may have to start putting a little work into her...we shall see X3