#offensive class

[arl3kinka]

offense trio shenanigans

based on a screenshot of this SFM:

[payaso-pop]

Offensive class!

[scoutsbonksoda-blog]

I really did like how you wrote the booby trapped house ask about the supports. Could I maybe get the yandere offense class reactions to trying to capture their SO only to face the same gauntlet?

ScoutHe stumbles around and sputters out curses, irritated. It fuels his anger and he gives up in frustration. He’ll revisit the house often, trying to get more info though.

SoliderIt doesn’t stop him from finding what he needs. Though, if he doesn’t find his love then he just leaves.

PyroHe won’t even go to the house. If his love left him, his first thought is to hide away.

[honeymustardcosplay]

Piece O' Piss! Scout- @zombieheart24 Sniper- myself

[scoutsbonksoda-blog]

Morning after first sleepover with the mercs?

I’ll do offense class! All nine is a little too much at once /)3(\

ScoutHe’s awake at a decent time, rolling around on his blankets and lazing around. The moment you’re up and ready for the day, he drags you to the kitchen and makes a nice breakfast. It’s full of laughter and easy talk.

SoliderHe doesn’t make you get up as early as he does but there’s enough noise that you wake up anyway. He’s made a huge breakfast spread and already has plans for the rest of the day. 

PyroHe just makes it up as you two go. You wanna stay in ‘till two? Sure. Wanna eat breakfast in bed while watching a movie? Sounds fun, let him grab his ballonicorn first. Wanna go out for breakfast? Heck yeah.

[scoutsbonksoda-blog]

OMFG you do yandere asks? Hehehhehehehe okay since we already have support class why not hcs of the offensive class?

Scout has been posted!

SoliderHe’ll let you know right away. Nobody really pays any attention until he starts getting violent, then they realize they have a problem on their hands. He would never hurt you but you might find your friends distancing themselves away from you for a long time. Pretty soon, he’s threatened everyone you care about away from you and set you into isolation. Accept him, or keep living how you are now. Your choice.

PyroHe’s very defensive and will only cuddle in private. He hates anyone else speaking to you but won’t ever do anything about it. He goes the gentle route, quietly and gently offing those who stand in his way until it’s just him left. He doesn’t care if you find out. This is for you, anyway.

[susisamongus]

Merc’s in Japan ( Offensive )

-scout

prob trying to woo some girl, but of course he ends up being slapped in the face by the girl lol. Maybe might go to those chizzy anime consert or something. And loves going out to eat yakitori!( gosh I feel bad if you never had it! It’s da best! )

-pyro

at those fire matsuri because duh! Fire? Went to hello kitty land and enjoyed everything their but ends up burning it to the ground lol ( we still love are fire bug tho)

-soldier

*sigh* I really don’t know I’m new to this stuff so I don’t think i fully understand, but! I think he would also be in a matsuri but he would call it “American ” so he doesn’t feel bad doing something not American, he would prob be the one screaming and yelling wile hitting the taiko ( da drum boiiiiii )

[scoutsbonksoda-blog]

Do you have any edgy/angsty head-canons for the mercs?

I’ll do offense for this one just ‘cause of Scout lol

ScoutTries his damn hardest to be ‘cool’ and I don’t mean high school jock cool, I mean leaning on the brick wall with his rings and slicked back hair. It never works though, he’s too scrawny to fit the role.

PyroLays awake at night wondering if there’s more to his life than chasing people with a bubblemachine. Why do people run from him anyway? Why does his team look at him like that? What are they hiding? It scares him.

SoliderThough he’s never experienced it, he wants piercings. Real piercings with American symbolism and eagles. He thinks it’s cool.