#offi

[shoe-offical]

I think that being a shoe is great actually. For no reason.

[brgzmpff]

Elkezdodott a mai masfel oras varakozas az offiban. Probalom nyugtatni magam.

[mexashepot]

Offi is the best guest ever a host could ask for, fr

She always brings the coolest snacks, she helps you cook, she calms you down etc.

Simply da best

Love you, kiddo

[roxyburger]

Telegraph & Argus Press Hall, Bradford.

[witchofeindor]

העובדה ששבת, יום החופש שכולנו מצפים לו, היא יום ז׳ ולא יום ראשון שהוא אשכרה זין אחד גדול ששבוע העבודה שם עלינו היא פשוט פשע נגד השפה העברית וגם נגדי אישית.

מה זו האנטישמיות הזו, קראו לילד בשמו.

יום א׳ הוא יום הז׳ האמיתי. יש אפילו ביטוי מיוחד כהוכחה לכך: שביזות יום א׳

(שבוז מלש׳ שבור-זין למי שלא יודע)

[realmadridx14]

I'm happy I made you laugh dbsjsjkajajajakak

Shdjdjjdjd thank you for making me laugh it's been a tough day but we hanging there ✌🏼✌🏼

[wildroombas]

Hewwo??? Hewwoooo????HEWWOOOOOO??? MISTEW OBAMA???

You really won't let me forget about this, will you.

[meisutozil]

1. if there were one thing Mesut hates about London – England, in general – it is the system, and the sides, too, but mostly, he despised the system. inches, feet, yards– these made no sense whatsoever. (at least in Madrid he got to used to the decimal being a period instead of a comma.)

2. Madrid… oh, Madrid. what would he have given to go back there, when he hears about that deal… ‘bayern really are dumbasses,’ he he muses. 20 million for one of the best midfielders in the world. One of his best mates in the national team. One Toni Kroos 

3. Toni…. it’s 2016 when he hears abot a possible Man. United transfer. His blood freezes. It could have been worse, he knows, him joining any other London team, bring his archrival, but he can’t help but imagine what would it be like, Toni, with him, at Arsenal.

4. they’d have ruled the midfield as if it was their own., sovereigns over a kingdom of 70 yards from between one box to another. The creative engines of the team, assisting, scoring, grass burning under their feet, empires falling behind them as they run, always within the sight of of the other.

5. they’d be legends, remembered for decades, such an unlikely duo, yet in the same time, the most expected one. The one people would be ashamed to never have considered. The one people would talk about afterwards. But most of all, the one they’d /be/.

6. Be able to touch, to breath in–be it sweat or fresh, clean scent–and most importantly, it’d be theirs.

7. But. It’s all nothing but wishful thinking. Nothing more, as soon after it is known that Toni has signed for six more years for Los Blancos, and Mesut doesn’t know – doesn’t care, honestly – what are the reasons. Maybe it’s better this way, it probably, most likely is. 

8. and well…. there’s always international breaks, right? . 

offi omg im putting these all on one so it’s easier but i love you so much and i love this wow im crying but also laughing omg ily