WHAT THE HELL ARE SOCKS

[shoe-offical]

Name: Shoe

Pronouns: they/them

Job: CEO of the shoeniverse

likes: shoes, jeopardy

dislikes: feet, brussel sprouts

interact with me? hell yeah

don't interact if: you want to send me something sexual, creepy, bigoted or hateful in any way

lastly, a portrait of me

[shoe-offical]

my music teacher had a really hard time pronouncing english r's and one time we sung bwidge over twoubled water...

[shoe-offical]

do you eat socks?

@grapefruit-offical

generally not, but if they piss me off enough...

[shoe-offical]

i literally just came out wth

[ghostlybluetrain]

"average tumblr blog makes 3 to 4 popular posts a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average tumblr blog makes 0 popular posts. Moot Georg, who has never left their computer & makes 10,000 posts each day, is an outliner adn should not have been counted

[shoe-offical]

i love how i am incredibly critical when watching movies and shows and don't let anything sway my rating unless ☝️ i find a character to get attached to. i am willing to excuse a great deal of things if there's a character

[shoe-offical]

where to find me? hah. well. you see, you only have to answer my riddles three. in a tree. with a bee. on the sea.

[ovloppy]

i was watching a music video (walk like this by flo)

and they are all just standing in a parking lot with an almost dystopian amount of yellow cars parked in an array??!??? Why??? What happened??? Why so many cars???

[shoe-offical]

YELLOW CAR

[shoe-offical]

i just had dinner and now i feel like i'm going to fall asleep...is this what it feels like to be old?

[shoe-offical]

hi guys. i'm still alive. just so very busy. went to the beach. got sand everywhere. help.

[shoe-offical]

if you don't break in your shoes, i will come for you

[the-stew-goblin]

As a goblin I do not normally wear shoes. Should I be?

[concoctionboy]

I mean I am a slime and I also do not wear shoes I think maybe they are mostly a human thing.

[the-stew-goblin]

Humans are strange

[clownarmy]

my shoes are very big and there are a lot of them, it is hard

[shoe-offical]

i believe in you

[ovloppy]

Why did i just get excited about grass

[shoe-offical]

i mean grass is pretty awesome

[shoe-offical]

so apparently trying to suppress every thought about your gender identity forever has negative consequences for your mental health. huh. i wonder what i will learn from that

[shoe-offical]

oh my goshua

[john-doe-offical]

I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses. I will not break my glasses.

[shoe-offical]

my biggest fear 😞 like i can't even read a book properly without my glasses

[john-doe-offical]

i am really normal if you couldn’t tell

like the most normal ever

[shoe-offical]

wow just like me

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I