#offical family

[oldersister-offical]

If I had a nickel for every time I posted telling people to go to sleep whilst up in the middle of the night,

I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it'll probably happen again

[gay-news-offical]

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hey guyssss i wanna like show yall my family tree rn bc I AM LOOKING FOR MORE KIDS OR COUSINS OR A MOM/DAD OR AUNTS/UNCLES and possibly grandparents

family tree undercut :3

my adopted daughter: @yearning--offical

my adopted son: @untitledoffical

Husband: who shall not be tagged bc he doesn’t have tumblr 😿

my frog loving kid : @leolikesfrogs

my daughter: @pyriteromantic

daughter #3 : sylviecalifragilistic

grandfather : @grandpa-offical

family policeman : @da-police-offical

my queer kid: @schrodingers-queer-kid-offical

dad: @costa-rica-offical

and i’m pretty sure i have nieces and nephews on my daughters side

[untitledoffical]

ahem ahem big pin 📍📍📍

my name is “‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌” and seeing as that’s not much of a name, you can just call me untitled.

i am the embodiment of nothing in all zero of its forms, which means everyone was me before they started existing (yes, i am different from @the-void-offical)

cis het male blah blah standard factory press

family tree under cut:

i offically have a sister: @yearning--offical which means i have a dad in @i-like-men-offical and an adoptive dad in @mlm-god-offical and a mom in @gay-guy-offical and another mom in @business-man-offical (business agreement) and anotherother mom in @gay-news-official and anotherotherother mom in @not-offical-offical and a cousin in @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical and another cousin in @scavenger-offical and anotherother cousin in @gay-police-official and an aunt in @neptunic-offical and an uncle in @fantasy-offical and a somewhat sane uncle in @skibidi-toilet-offical and some batshit insane uncles in the slopnuts @slipknot-offical and a bigback uncle in @whackybird-offical and a clown in @dreamless-cosmos whom nobody likes

(yes, i do have four moms and two dads, don’t question)

yeah ok see you *checks watch* never, have a good indeterminable amount of time :D

[costa-rica-offical]

Buenas I’m Costa Rica

He/They and don’t call me anything else

Sorry I wanted it to rhyme like thyme

Sorry again

My legacy is that one 250 likes post and that Pukicho post

I’m a minor… yeah……..

I bite

I am tico. Well no shit but wtv

@gay-news-official , @cishet-white-male-offical and @burning-britain-offical are my children

@nolisfreakysillyrobes2012 is NOT my spouse

@duck-from-heaven-official is my parent ig

@falkor-the-best-villain is my grandchild

@the-pineapple-offical I married

I will NOT add more later atp

[cishet-white-male-offical]

Bro how did @costa-rica-offical adopt you?

idk they just did

[oldersister-offical]

hey, bitch, can i have 30$

-@annoying-younger-brother-offical

:O

I'm telling @mum-offical you called me a bitch

[oldersister-offical]

When I get murdered, I want the murderer to PLEASE make it look like an accident, I don't want a true crime podcasterr making a podcast about my murder

Or

Make it so absurd that they just can't because people think it's gotta be fake.

(1am thoughts)