#offically enemies

[registry-offical]

wait it me again. man. I am back ok?

I read your requirements. ok?

I, @man-offical , wish to be legal offical enemies with @satan-offical . ok?

I want the gay one. ok? ok.

- @man-offical

Congratulations, man! You may now proceed to hate each other!

[registry-offical]

Get your certificate to officially be declared 'tumblr married', 'tumblr besties' or even 'tumblr enemies'

Certificate versions now available:

traditional

tumblr blue

the gay

What I need is your legal usernames, the status you would ike to aquire, the template you would like used for your certificate and the current date in your timezone*.

* if you live in different timezones that affect the date, you can chose which date you would like on your certificate

HOWEVER what I need in order to answer your ask:

- A tagged name (either you tag yourself (or the person regarding the post) or don't ask on anon.

- I need to understand what you want from me.

What I do do:

marriages (number of people irrelevant)

best-friends contracts

declarations of war

offical-status

Make your chosen name offical

What I don't do:

Make people fictional characters

Marry people to fictional characters

adoptions

[registry-offical]

Can you register me and @archeology-official as enemies

– @paleontology-official

(I can't get my @ to work sry:( )

Congratulations! You may now dig up bones and pottery