I’ve worked at this company, which I can tell you is a call center, for about 3.5 years now. When I started I was this shy, introverted person who talked to nobody. Then I met the love of my life. We started dating and then got married. Now here we are 11 months after marriage, and divorce court is in 15 days. 3 days before our one year anniversary!!! She left me for her high school fling but continues to lie about it. 🙄 Oh. And she still works there, but she works from home now so I only have to see her when she occasionally comes into the office. Well now I’m a not so shy and not so introverted person who has a badly broken heart, is on depression meds, is somewhat closet trans (good thing she left since she’s a lesbian and doesn’t like dick since I’ll have one eventually), and actually has friends! We have office lingo and office hashtags. So this blog is going to be dedicated to all of the funny, stupid shit we see, hear, and do at work. So sit back, relax, and prepare for some laughs, because these stories are great. 😂🤣