#officersarcasm

[cool-and-collective]

"You always brought out the best in me and right now I need that."

    Jazz paused mid wild gesture, optics falling onto the commander before he vented a sigh. “Then put the datapad down -- let’s go grab a drink. C’mon, it’ll be fun. Just you and me, talking out whatever mess you got yourself into.”  

[not-good-with-names-and-faces]

What did I tell you about bothering Unicron?

◢I’m pretty sure you told me not to bother Unicron about rocks -- this isn’t about that. This is about something else; what? I don’t remember, but we’re good. I think.◣

[not-good-with-names-and-faces]

Please don't contact Unicron for rocks. Ever.

◢Well, good news for you -- I don’t think I’m ever going to want a rock.◣

[cool-and-collective]

    //Baby, you free? I think I need some high grade and a good nap in your office. It's important that your favorite spy gets the chance to recharge near their favorite officer. Just so you know.//

[cool-and-collective]

"Please, please tell me you are not about to do something incredibly stupid."

    "That depends.... define stupid..."    It was probably incredibly stupid, and probably something that Prowl would scold him for a later time as well. Go figure. 

[cool-and-collective]

✘

    Jazz’s helm will tilt and a smirk takes over his expression, because there is Prowl on his couch, sleeping like a youngling. He’s half tempted to just leave him there, pick at him about it when he wakes up, but he doesn’t.

    He kneels down and his hands finds the mecha’s shoulder, lightly shaking him to wake him. “Hey, Prowler,” he calls out quietly, careful to not get too close physically in case Prowl is lost in a memory loop. “Come on, let’s get you to the berth.” 

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[used-to-be-purple]

::Ambulon, I have a job offer for you.::

«You have my attention.»

[empathicmedic]

officer-sarcasm said:

::I would like to borrow Ambulon.::

<<I am not Ambulon's babysitter. If you need him, you may contact him.>>