polka's freakfest freaknest
if you know me in real life no you dont❤️
I reblog only the finest morsels tumblr has to offer in the fanfiction department, meaning anything that tickles my pickle and makes me go hehe yippee!
dear fanfiction authors - I want you.
for realsies tho, all you heroes out here in the trenches, fighting the good battles, tearing through word documents and note apps and what have you so we can bust all over the screen to peak erotic literature - check your bed. i am in it.
(also huge shoutout to fluff and hurt/comfort!!!!!! i been going THROUGH IT lately, and while I usually just want an anime character to spit in my mouth, a 12 hour cuddle marathon doesn't sound too awful)
never played COD because im broke as fuck, however it does not matter, as the freak transcends my financial situation. the aforementioned mask kink is debilitating and life threatening, thank you for your concern.
currently rewatching season one of jjk where ill probably stay forever because i dont want any of my meow meows or husbands dying. (edit: moved on to season 2 and quit the moment dadaman exploded)
supernatural enthusiast, carry me to bed my wayward sexyman or something like that.
sometimes i experience full body possession, draw a hot man and go to sleep for a hundred years. might post that who knows.